The Ogrécy: 1.1

[azaya]

sup pooklet and i are doin another thing

here's the background: while i was visiting them in january we made some sims together with their townie randomization method. one of them ended up with a face so magnificent that we simply had to start a legacy with her, to see how long her incredible genetics would last. and so i present to you ~the ogrécy~


meet fifi ogré. just look at that majestic browline

i'm serious i fuckin love it l o v e i t

also love the mouthbreathing what a splendid start we're off to here


fifi: ok but look at my brow though that is the brow of a king

the brow of a something, for sure


since fifi lives in my neighborhood there is no cushy maxis job for her. instead she gets to dig up stuff in the fuckin yard

for SCIENCE

fifi: for money


for burst pipes

fifi: it smells like failure!

it smells like a burst sewer main


a small dog appears


apparently to assist


oh my bad i meant to track mud on fifi's fucking bed


fifi showers off the failure/sewer


feef don't you like want to eat a food or something

fifi: this is fine


fifi: changed my mind


a fine haul

i'm too lazy to actually figure out how to properly set this up but the idea is that fifi sells her dug-up junk to the museum by which i mean i delete it out of her inventory and use ~the power of imagination~


it's good to have dreams

because you don't have telescope money


fifi: think again bitch


fifi: BOO

omfg what is your damage you inconsiderate artichoke you just found five thousand fuckin tax-free dollars


are you sure

fifi: yeah man i'm watching lydread croose on dancing with the sims. shit's tight


fifi: i'M SO ALONE


fifi: oh ok that's better

IS IT D8


fifi went to the thrift store and wanted some new jewelry

shibe: such betray. very insult. wow. no


while i was sleeping pooklet sent fifi on a mate hunt and this was how the bitch repaid us, by stabbing bilberry nightvision in the bloob

fifi: ewww. you're BLUE. thumbs down.

bilberry: gosh, i'm heartbroken


she tried doing some standup, but the coffin bean wasn't feeling it


fifi: A HOT GIRL OMG GROSS GAG

you have the worst taste you stupid shitnuts


or, when you have good taste, it's for people who are very much taken


fifi: dang son that is a fine-ass payphone

too bad you can't marry that


fifi: yeah i'm kind of a connoisseur of phones, i don't mean to brag but i know a LOT about them. want to touch my boobs?

jasmine i see you and starla are having an open marriage

jasmine: or something yeah


fifi: can't you see i'm in a bad mood? i don't feel like bowling, which i chose autonomously to do!

um


fifi: UGH ANOTHER 7-10 SPLIT?! I KNEW THIS WAS A BAD IDEA

bilberry: lol you stupid nutbutter


sirena fiebelkorn: WHOO BOOGIE DOWN


frances beets: i see that you are green. interesting. my sparkles are green as well.

fifi: BABE ALERT


fifi: FRANCES YOU ARE MY SUN, MOON, AND STARS


my god that is a face.


a cute face :>


fifi: frances, my sun, moon and stars, can i touch your bust

before she could get an answer, i sent her to the pool to continue canvassing for spousal candidates, just in case


fUCK

whisper: heya babe

fifi: wow yours is a face


fifi: i'm just here to meet people u know i'm not looking to settle anything right now just having some fun you dig

whisper: *glitters majestically*


fifi: hey

xilfim: hey


xilfim: h e y


whisper: hey guys whatcha talking about 8D


xilfim: *whisper gossip FANCY BOATSINK whisper*

willow: omfg giggle

fancy boatsink: what're u guys talking about is it me


dream on, little biscuit


whisper: twinsies!

you WISH you were as hot as varney


fifi: hey

frances: hey


i missed capping their first kiss and then i also missed the next kiss fifi planted on her but it was cute. yay fifi!


nice


fifi: bye don't follow me


fifi: ow fish, why


fifi: YUCK ANOTHER HOT GIRL BARFARAMA


frances: lol i followed


just then, the phone rang

bilberry: yes hello you owe my bloobs an apology

fifi: *examines nails*


bilberry: just kiddin you can thumbsmash my nipple anytime i'm gonna tell everyone how awesome it was

fifi: psh, well yeah, of course


thankfully, frances was still there afterwards


frances: you bet your ass i am


um


well i appreciate the enthusiasm

fifi: me too B)


fifi: bye don't follow me


then we got a lamp and i genuinely have no idea why. i thought lamps were tied to a sim achieving lifetime happiness, but fifi definitely didn't do that. idk ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


[[¯\_(ツ)_/¯ intensifies]]


matchmaker: YOU HAVE TROD THE ARDUOUS PATHS OF EXCELLENCE, AND YOUR DESIRE IS ANSWERED BY THIS ANCIENT POWER. CHOOSE MOST WISELY YOUR REQUESTS.

fifi: good fucking morning to me


fifi: i'ma celebrate with some pie






god that face im


frances: *does the creep*


fifi: *crEEPS BACK*


mother of god


you guys i know this is a legacy but seriously


i got fifi a bathtub with some of that yard treasure money but kept the burst pipe shower cuz it really fancies up the room


frances: fishin


frances: anxiety :D


fifi: hey


frances: fishin B|


frances: THE STARS ALIGN. CTHULHU R'LYEH WGAH'NAGL FHTAGN


fifi: hey wanna move your shit here i got a lot of room on the roof and junk!

frances: oh man better not, mercury's in retrograde dude


but mercury doesn't rule makeouts so kissing is safe or w/e




fifi: ow

frances: SHIT


frances: oh man i better quit before mercury notices


frances: ow too late ;~;


frances: i'm tempting fate and mercury here i know i am


fifi: THIS FISH IS MY FISH


fifi: TAKE A LOOK AT THIS FISH MERCURY I DEFY YOUR RETROGRADE


frances: bye don't follow me.

fifi: *mouthbreathes*


fifi: FUCK


fifi: I'M SORRY MERCURY


sailor mercury to the rescue

because water. get it? get it? ahh, you get it.


fifi: this pondfish parmesan leaves a lot to be desired

well, generally speaking you're not supposed to set anything parmesan directly on fire, but maybe that's just me


fifi: at least i got to mash my lips against a hot girl's today

that's the spirit


fifi: delicious coca-cola

demelza: what are you


bam more couch canoodling


trying to knock her up is ok but moving in, no, that's just silly, huh frances


aww :>


frances: forget mercury! i won't let it stand in the way of my heart.


fifi: crazy, baby

and now back to lonely, helpless crying at the drop of a hat! ha ha ha! ha. ._.

Comments

[pooklet]

high five for a brief break in all the crying!!!

yr hilarious and u should feel good about it

[azaya]

o u



(high five o/)

[necilesims]

Whisper's adorable, and Varney's adorable, and EVERYONE'S SO ADORABLE FUCK I CAN'T.

Also, moral of the story: never defy Mercury. It'll fuck your shit up.

[azaya]

thank u!! i'm shallow and want everyone to be adorable, lol.

god, yeah, for real. when mercury's in retrograde i don't make any major changes if i can possibly help it.

[lovelyxwow]

i am so glad i clicked on this first thing this morning bc this is a thing of beauty i am so in love with fifi rn i can't even and those brows are hella amazing and this is the best ever im so excited to see more

[azaya]

i am so glad this has brought u such enjoyment i am enjoying it a lot myself 8D there should be more very soon!!

[drewsims]

christ jESUS CHRIST im
is this what u were working on last night when we were on skype omfg im laughing this is so beautiful
so beautiful

[azaya]

yes yes it is im glad i did not disappoint owo

[valarmorghulis]

omfg im screaming my roommate probably thinks im nuts bc im sure all she can hear from her bedroom is loud cackling coming from the direction of the living room. this is glorious.

[azaya]

thhhank you, we aim to produce uncontrollable cackling B)