thesparklecollective | The Ogrécy: 1.1 (Reply)

sup pooklet and i are doin another thing

here's the background: while i was visiting them in january we made some sims together with their townie randomization method. one of them ended up with a face so magnificent that we simply had to start a legacy with her, to see how long her incredible genetics would last. and so i present to you ~the ogrécy~

meet fifi ogré. just look at that majestic browline

i'm serious i fuckin love it l o v e i t

also love the mouthbreathing what a splendid start we're off to here

fifi: ok but look at my brow though that is the brow of a king

the brow of a something, for sure

since fifi lives in my neighborhood there is no cushy maxis job for her. instead she gets to dig up stuff in the fuckin yard

for SCIENCE

fifi: for money

for burst pipes

fifi: it smells like failure!

it smells like a burst sewer main

a small dog appears

apparently to assist

oh my bad i meant to track mud on fifi's fucking bed

fifi showers off the failure/sewer

feef don't you like want to eat a food or something

fifi: this is fine

fifi: changed my mind

a fine haul

i'm too lazy to actually figure out how to properly set this up but the idea is that fifi sells her dug-up junk to the museum by which i mean i delete it out of her inventory and use ~the power of imagination~

it's good to have dreams

because you don't have telescope money

fifi: think again bitch

fifi: BOO

omfg what is your damage you inconsiderate artichoke you just found five thousand fuckin tax-free dollars

are you sure

fifi: yeah man i'm watching lydread croose on dancing with the sims. shit's tight

fifi: i'M SO ALONE

fifi: oh ok that's better

IS IT D8

fifi went to the thrift store and wanted some new jewelry

shibe: such betray. very insult. wow. no

while i was sleeping pooklet sent fifi on a mate hunt and this was how the bitch repaid us, by stabbing bilberry nightvision in the bloob

fifi: ewww. you're BLUE. thumbs down.

bilberry: gosh, i'm heartbroken

she tried doing some standup, but the coffin bean wasn't feeling it

fifi: A HOT GIRL OMG GROSS GAG

you have the worst taste you stupid shitnuts

or, when you have good taste, it's for people who are very much taken

fifi: dang son that is a fine-ass payphone

too bad you can't marry that

fifi: yeah i'm kind of a connoisseur of phones, i don't mean to brag but i know a LOT about them. want to touch my boobs?

jasmine i see you and starla are having an open marriage

jasmine: or something yeah

fifi: can't you see i'm in a bad mood? i don't feel like bowling, which i chose autonomously to do!

um

fifi: UGH ANOTHER 7-10 SPLIT?! I KNEW THIS WAS A BAD IDEA

bilberry: lol you stupid nutbutter

sirena fiebelkorn: WHOO BOOGIE DOWN

frances beets: i see that you are green. interesting. my sparkles are green as well.

fifi: BABE ALERT

fifi: FRANCES YOU ARE MY SUN, MOON, AND STARS

my god that is a face.

a cute face :>

fifi: frances, my sun, moon and stars, can i touch your bust

before she could get an answer, i sent her to the pool to continue canvassing for spousal candidates, just in case

fUCK

whisper: heya babe

fifi: wow yours is a face

fifi: i'm just here to meet people u know i'm not looking to settle anything right now just having some fun you dig

whisper: *glitters majestically*

fifi: hey

xilfim: hey

xilfim: h e y

whisper: hey guys whatcha talking about 8D

xilfim: *whisper gossip FANCY BOATSINK whisper*

willow: omfg giggle

fancy boatsink: what're u guys talking about is it me

dream on, little biscuit

whisper: twinsies!

you WISH you were as hot as varney

fifi: hey

frances: hey

i missed capping their first kiss and then i also missed the next kiss fifi planted on her but it was cute. yay fifi!

nice

fifi: bye don't follow me

fifi: ow fish, why

fifi: YUCK ANOTHER HOT GIRL BARFARAMA

frances: lol i followed

just then, the phone rang

bilberry: yes hello you owe my bloobs an apology

fifi: *examines nails*

bilberry: just kiddin you can thumbsmash my nipple anytime i'm gonna tell everyone how awesome it was

fifi: psh, well yeah, of course

thankfully, frances was still there afterwards

frances: you bet your ass i am

well i appreciate the enthusiasm

fifi: me too B)

fifi: bye don't follow me

then we got a lamp and i genuinely have no idea why. i thought lamps were tied to a sim achieving lifetime happiness, but fifi definitely didn't do that. idk ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[[¯\_(ツ)_/¯ intensifies]]

matchmaker: YOU HAVE TROD THE ARDUOUS PATHS OF EXCELLENCE, AND YOUR DESIRE IS ANSWERED BY THIS ANCIENT POWER. CHOOSE MOST WISELY YOUR REQUESTS.

fifi: good fucking morning to me

fifi: i'ma celebrate with some pie

god that face im

frances: *does the creep*

fifi: *crEEPS BACK*

mother of god

you guys i know this is a legacy but seriously

i got fifi a bathtub with some of that yard treasure money but kept the burst pipe shower cuz it really fancies up the room

frances: fishin

frances: anxiety :D

fifi: hey

frances: fishin B|

frances: THE STARS ALIGN. CTHULHU R'LYEH WGAH'NAGL FHTAGN

fifi: hey wanna move your shit here i got a lot of room on the roof and junk!

frances: oh man better not, mercury's in retrograde dude

but mercury doesn't rule makeouts so kissing is safe or w/e

fifi: ow

frances: SHIT

frances: oh man i better quit before mercury notices

frances: ow too late ;~;

frances: i'm tempting fate and mercury here i know i am

fifi: THIS FISH IS MY FISH

fifi: TAKE A LOOK AT THIS FISH MERCURY I DEFY YOUR RETROGRADE

frances: bye don't follow me.

fifi: *mouthbreathes*

fifi: FUCK

fifi: I'M SORRY MERCURY

sailor mercury to the rescue

because water. get it? get it? ahh, you get it.

fifi: this pondfish parmesan leaves a lot to be desired

well, generally speaking you're not supposed to set anything parmesan directly on fire, but maybe that's just me