The Ogrécy: 2.1

[azaya]

back by popular demand

buckle up kiddies this is a long one

last time on channel ogré:

• fifi began her quest to breed
• fifi dug up some junk and a treasure chest that she did not appreciate
• fifi narrowly escaped an encounter with whisper gashlycrumb
• fifi met frances who apparently took "it's what on the inside that counts" to heart
• frances moved in

frances: what a fuck that was. my bits are still a-tinglin'


frances: it's delightful


a tiny doge arrived


frances contrary to stereotypes is friend to all creatures great and small, not just like ravens and black cats and toads and shit


fifi: uh oh i think i got a hop-on


fifi: SPLORK. yeah, definitely a hop-on


frances: row row row your boat gently down the styx merrily merrily merrily merrily conquer death for kicks


fifi: that looks right


fifi: well hey there little hop-on!

pooklet and i envisioned fifi as the kind of person who keeps a murder of cats, so off she goes to the pet shelter to make a new feline friend.


uh what are you doing in there

miss pretty: slumming it


azaya: doll what should we name this cat all i can think of is noodl—

pooklet: SPELUNK


so spelunk she emphatically fucking was

she was gonna be purple and green like literally this entire legacy but i don't have green fur for cats unlocked yet so it's something to look forward to


size comparison. i'm not sure if it's that spelunk is huge or tiny doge is tiny or both but jesus crispies.


spelunk: i hate this species of bird if i wanted a clump of feathers i'd tear up a pillow


frances: look at that graceful jump. yes. yessss

spelunk: i know right


whisper's real dad strolled by

that guy: wait what


tiny doge lives life on the edge (of the street)


frances: oh my GLOB you're cute brah


gumbo: thanks brah hey can i use your bathroom


spelunk: this is some bullshit


spelunk: this is my floor now


spelunk: do you hear me mom my floor

mom: snore


gumbo: that silly celery. she's welcome to the floor, i can live a perfectly full life never touching the ground


gumbo: i'm gonna walk on every furniture.


spelunk: hey ya


spelunk: howsitgoin


tiny doge: i'm sure no one will mind


for awhile it was pretty much just pet time all the time


spelunk: room for one more




there's no free fuckin rides in this household

actually i'm just trying to unlock all the fur colors without cheating for once so all the pets got jobs


breathtaking


you ok there little biscuit

spelunk: fine. slowly phasing into another doormension. don't watch


that's the most comfortable place to do that i'm certain


frances: i disagree with


tiny doge: spelunk are you in here


fifi: when you're done eating that roll babe how's about we smash our faces together with tongue


frances: wed me

fifi: *high-pitched moth squeaking*


shibe: very engagement


fifi: i'm so happy!


frances: S̭̖͙̜ͯͪͅǪ̣̝͚͓͍̩̞̟̈́̊ͣͭ̎ͮͭͦ̂ ̷͓̞͇̼͖͎̄̈̂ͬ͐ͣ̈̇̚ͅĄ͕̝͈̺̼͓̩ͫͬ̃̔͗ͣͨ͟M̷̱̙ͫ̔̿͝͝ ̗͙̳̟ͨ̅ͦ͢͠I̡̜̱͓͚͔̓ͥ̆͌̿̏


frances: anyways yeah let's go smash our mouthholes together and maybe our busts too


fifi: by mercury is that a cardinal


fifi: oh. no, it's just a fuckin robin. GET OUT OF HERE ROBIN YOU'RE NOT INVITED

gumbo: *pewp*


infant: did i just come out of that

that newborn already knows what's up


JESUS CHRIST


so this is gigi, middle name 'there is no god'


frances: everything ok in there, sweetbean? i'd come make sure, but dancing with the sims is on.


spelunk: what the hell is that


frances: oh man, my nails are a horrorshow. i need a mani bad.


gumbo: i am paralyzed with terror


gumbo: SWEET OBLIVION, OPEN YOUR ARMS


gumbo: i am going to drop such a deuce in your bed




GAH


tiny doge: i'll sleep here tonight


in your own urine

tiny doge: it makes my coat glossy


frances: not for long

gigi: i'll help, mama


tiny doge: oh good i can regloss my coat

gigi: yay i helped


favorite face


frances: GLOB IT SMELLS LIKE SOMEONE DIED IN HERE


yeah, that creature looks like she could poop a corpse smell, tbh


frances: DID YOU HEAR THAT GIGI? MOMMY'S POPULAR


tiny doge: hello, dirt pile? dirt pile? pile of dirt? dirt? i'm looking for some dirt


fuck i'm hypnotized it's like staring into the face of a cobra


yes, by all means, spawn another scoop-faced monstrosity


globs above


how's the view, spelunk

spelunk: riveting






potty training face: it's even cute on ogres


fifi: small offspring this is not the way to bond with me so that i will take care of you rather than hate your screaming guts










disapproving cat chair: bitch i know you're not gonna leave this bowl wafting stinkfumes in front of me


watch your back spelunk, the gratitude of wheatleys is worth nothing


fifi: honeychump don't you think flower crowns are maybe a little bit passé?

frances: i've made a huge mistake


frances: send me a babysitter, i'm gonna see this mistake through to the end


and this is what we were sent

her name is aurora but i think i have to change it to ariel

i could've sworn one of the last EPs allowed toddlers to go to community lots, but if so it's broken in my game, so i guess facebeast jr. will not be attending the wedding.

anyway


feefs are you all right

fifi: yeah. slowly phasing into my wedding dress. don't watch


i forgot i changed medieval dress defaults so this was a vampy surprise


gownage


mawage


wow spectra way to wear the same dress as one of the brides

you monster


fifi that's not the one ring it's just a wedding ring

fifi: but it's MY one ring 8D


marian: dang kendall that dress is hella. i bet it cost beaucoup bucks.

kendall: ebay


fifi are you trying to kiss her or swallow her whole


frances: B̝̳ͬ͋ͮ̚̚E̥͐̃͌ͮ̉͊͟S̱͔̙̙̱̤̀̊̓̂͘T̼͍͔̖̥̖̋͌͆ͬ̓̄ͧ͠ ̙͍̟̲̘͈̑̂W̵̗̙͕͕̤̟ͧȄ͍̞͈̦̺̽̃̎̐̉͆̀Ë̥͍̘̥͚̠́̏ͯ͛̚̚̚K̨͛ ͓̱̎E̵̲̻̟̝͍͙̼͒ͮͥ̌̆̊̀V̥ͯ̅̾̚E͓͕̍̅R̡̮̔


hello frankie fiebelkorn!!

frankie: holla


fifi: my first time gazing into the middle distance as a married woman. magical


fifi: OPEN WIDE, LEGALLY-WEDDED WIFE


fifi: i'm hilarious

you are a terror in the night


frances: you're hilarious!

fifi: told ya.


cheez-its, you're both terrors in the night

frances: and the day! don't limit us.


fifi: i'm glad we held the ceremony here even though we didn't know even one of our guests

marian: hot diggity damn spectra you lookin fine in that dress honey


ahh, it wouldn't be a proper trip to wedding chapel 2.0 without a drunken proposal to a complete stranger


spectra: so, hey, i'm a romance sim, how's about you and i go into that gender-neutral bathroom and i bang your gavel like a judge with a grudge


fifi: gosh, that spectra is hot! especially in that dress.

i think it's time you two went home

it's also time to say goodbye

Comments

[pooklet]

LISTEN HERE U DELIGHTFUL LITTLE SHIT

[azaya]

*dougie voice* yyyyyyeeeeeeeeeesss? OuO

[(Anonymous)]

*bee*

Okay. So everything about this is the best thing about this. Spelunk is my new favorite. Also, Gigi is cute in an ogre-y way. Lastly, I would like to suggest Bebe, Cici, Deedee, Kiki, Mimi, and Vivi (which is pronounced differently, but spelled the same) as future names for the childrens.

[azaya]

DUDE

YOU TOTALLY CALLED IT

WE WERE TOTALLY PLANNING THAT 8D

[drewsims]

im crying

[azaya]

like me every time i see that fi-face

[necilesims]

Holy shitchrist, this is amazing. The pet commentary made me cry-laugh.

Also, those are some fACES GOOD LORD

[azaya]

thank u i am so glad u enjoyed!!

god right i can't even

[ivybgreenflower]

this is the best legacy I have ever read, ever. ever.

[azaya]

i am so delighted to hear it!! owo

[valarmorghulis]

i thought i had commented on this but i guess i hadn't?

anyways did u know that one term that can be used for a group of cats is a glaring im no even kidding

[valarmorghulis]

also wcif that cat chair?

[azaya]

you can obtain that here, friend!

[azaya]

omfg no i di d not

that is splendid