the fiebelkorn legacy 4.4: cakes aplenty

[pooklet]

i've officially finished playing gen 4 so now it is time to catch up on posting! we've still got a few more to go after this

(also i have been getting a lot of wcifs on stuff in legacy posts which is fine but please comment here instead of at my tumblr, it makes it easier to keep track of what has already been asked about! anon commenting is enabled so go wild.)


the brain trust behind the lemonade stand in winter was cleo the fishbaby of course who is now fishchild


alegra: usurper put me down at once or i will bite off what remains of your nose


everyone is so fuckin rude to moth i stg


spectra the chronically neglected bonding with her true mother: the floor


lot of birthdays tonight as you can see
frankie: I'M FULL OF TEENAGE EMOTIONS I DON'T LIKE THIS WHERE IS THE UNDO BUTTON
there isn't one. but at least you are a fairy forest princess??


frankie: in that case, guess i better practice my lsp face


i always forget that frankie is technically a mean sim and also not a family sim (knowledge/romance) because not only is she a sweetheart, but she voluntarily takes care of all the bbs more than the parents do as u will see


cleo: ~i believe i can fly~


this potty training face officially endorsed by baphomet


reasons why i kept using the townie gun as long as i did: this gloriousness


snow: /still every-goddang-where
fireflies: shit


giratina: ooh fancy boatsink your kisses make me feel so lightheaded
or perhaps that would be the impromptu lobotomy via door


alegra: the blue one smells like delicious fish
fancy boatsink: back the fuck up hairy land shark


frankie + tile grout = best friends forever


fancy boatsick: /does that


this: /is all that kendall and misdreavus do


moar potty training face for azaya


taking out antiweatherreaction was a good idea. kendall's "omg rain!" face is cute enough to make up for the annoyance


fancy boatsink: aw man this is totally gonna throw off the ph in my driveway swamp


the damage wrought by lydread has finally been undone
sketchy lawn flamingo: sup /stares beadily into the decrepit darkness that shadows your immortal soul


spectra: I HAVE SEVERAL COMPLAINTS TO REGISTER


lydread nO


you don't even like the ones you have!!!


but speaking of babies, giratina had another. this is iris. fancy boatsink is excited. (to have more children to neglect.)


frankie: YAAAR. we sail under the banner of the dread pirate sunbeam, lads! let the overly explanatory and needlessly literal trash talking begin!


cleo: what's a "coat"?


misdreavus: wHERE IS THE OFF BUTTON
idk probably hidden in the same mystical location as your 'take care of my kids autonomously' button


PENGUIN!!! i love it when the penguin comes by, it always has such interesting opinions on important topics like politics


and crime


and soup.


good penguin.


bad snowman.


my delicate ecosystem of hacks makes autonomous adult/teen stuff happen and it's gross and annoying and idk how to fix it (like i cannot direct them to flirt or w/e but they will do it AND MORE autonomously and i hate it)


fancy boatsink: uGH I'M SO HUNGRY THERE'S GOT TO BE A BETTER PLACE FOR THIS BABY THAN ON THE FLOOR IN FRONT OF THE FRIDGE


and apparently that place is on a more different floor in front of a broken fridge. in the garage. by the litter box.


when there is a perfectly suitable baby mat three squares away.


fancy boatsink: oh man i'm just not going to make it to the bathroom directly to my left better pee on this broken refrigerator
im done


anyway iris grew up relatively well-adjusted ALL THINGS CONSIDERED


started forcing birthdays via cake so these poor kids can take care of themselves
kendall: seeing as this is only the birthday of my child i don't have to be here right? cuz the art around misdreavus's head isn't going to stare at itself


poor spectra passed out before i could even do makeovers cleo what are you doing
cleo: thinkin' with portals 8D


giratina: aw hell not another one
bb's name is honey as in swamp as in monster high cuz that is the naming theme this gen which you probably already realized


this picture exists for two reasons
1) one of the only times any of the parents autonomously fed a kid and it's not even her own kid
2) this is the only documentation i have of kendall's pregnancy cuz i lost a bunch of pics somehow and all i have as proof that kendall is indeed pregnant w/ ANOTHER KID is that i had to change her outfit to one w/ a preg morph


alegra: R̸̻̯̜̠̠̗̮͂ ̵̳͚͕̾̕͟E ̶̶̹̮͎͈͎̺͈̙̗̏ͩ̃ͬ͊͛͋̊D̓͋҉̗̟̟̹ ̡̭͙͇̬̟̞̬̙̣ͦ́̿͐̅̒̽ͥͭ͘͟R ̬̮̹̺͙ͬͤ͒ͥ̆̃ͦͨ̽U͙͔̬ͥ̏̕ ͉̼̪̩ͧ̽ͫͩ͋M̨͓͚͉͉͙̭̰̱̔͆̀̐͋̒ͥͮ̚͟


frankie: oh man i get to mAKE THE BED?? THIS DAY CAN'T GET ANY BETTER


finally got to makeover spectra :D


poor giratina's way tired after her workout too bad there isn't a bed around anywhere for her to nap in :| :| :|


fancy boatsink: BY JOVE IS THAT? COULD IT BE? A CARDINAL???


birthdays asap is the policy henceforth


honey!! :D cute little nugget


frankie: autonomously care for my siblings and cousins? don't mind if i do
1 nice point. knowledge/romance. idgi.


have we tho have we really


spectra: that can't be good for the ozone layer


genie: ok kiddo make a wish
spectra: is supreme rulership over the world as we know it and the power to exact merciless revenge upon all my enemies up for grabs
genie: sorry, sold out of that one this morning
spectra: ehh then i guess a longer life would be ok


1 NICE POINT??? KNOWLEDGE/ROMANCE???


giratina and fancy boatsink: omg we just realized that we have BABIES!!


kendall: so is the grilled cheese under the lettuce or

and then this is where i lost a bunch of pics including the birth of misdreavus and kendall's last baby, gory


but here she is about to grow up


misdreavus you might want to watch what you're doing
misdreavus: nah

THEN IT WAS TIME FOR A NEW HOUSE because in the old one the kitchen floor kept devouring food and people kept snap resetting


alegra assesses the property for us.
alegra: yeah, tastes ok


i forgot to take a picture of the outside so instead have this one of frankie shysimming by some corn


alegra: I AM ALEGRA DESTROYER OF TRIKES
ursula: and i am ursula burglar of invisible newspapers


ursula: nice to meet you small child. say, was that a bar i saw on your rooftop?


and then she literally sprinted up the stairs to get to the alcohol


ursula: i am passionate about my hobbies


spectra: actually my first language was bestial shrieks of rage
ursula: oh yeah i'm auditing a course in that
cleo: red hands red hands red hands red hands red hands red hands


spectra: EVERYONE COME BASK IN HOW GREAT I AM


anyway here is gory! last of the children!


alegra: and hopefully the last to pull this bullshit


alegra: bECAUSE I AM ALEGRA, DESTROYER OF STUFF, CUDDLER OF NO ONE


everyone pay attention to how cute iris is and not the fact that i forgot to photoshop out the action queue


honey: /bestial shriek of rage
spectra: ehhh, decent grammar, but your accent is atrocious


spectra: darn toddlers, they just leave their toys on the floor like a pack of animals


spectra: WHOA NO TOUCHY! no touchy. no touch.


fancy boatsink: this is the right place to make burgers


beau: YOU GUYS HAVING BURGERS IN THERE? SURE SMELLS GOOD


ursula: /casually levitates through the house


no matter how furious i get with these two for for all the threebolt stalking, shysim flirting gets me every time


knowing these two they're probably reading something like 'pepper jack and prejudice'
misdreavus: omg, lord cheddward just confessed his love for brie-anna, i did not see that one coming!
kendall: I KNOW RIGHT?? TALK ABOUT A PLOT TWIST!


night of the stalking toddlers


giratina: these cookies remind me of making out. can't imagine why.


kendall: butt


birthday time for cleo


cutie (family/knowledge)


aaand straight to the alcohol


babies staring listlessly into the distance pt. 1


babies staring listlessly into the distance pt. 2


iris grew up and bolted upstairs to laugh at their own face, as you do


frankie: yeah cleo, get some


the fiebs were almost broke and it finally occurred to me that you can wish for money


giratina: oh man is that broccoli? we haven't had broccoli in like a week


i guess someone saw the sacks of cash literally falling from the sky and decided to help themselves
burglar: be vewy wewy qwuiet
cop: are you serious


burglar: hello there people that i am robbing, and how are YOU this fine evening?
cop: are you serious


burglar: aw heck