the fiebelkorn legacy 4.2: shady flamingos & shadier turkeys.

[pooklet]

second title cap featuring the real star of this legacy: toxic fuckin b.o. fumes


tina is still chipping away at this whole romance sim thing


she's been doing better than before


like, a lot.
sketchy lamp flamingo: hey tall goth and blue-haired u come here often


i call this piece "lol romance/family sims"


i feel like i've seen this before


seriously cardinal u need to do something about that green stinOOOHHH MY GOD FANCY BOATSINK


fancy neckbreak: /does that


i documented every instance of misdreavus and kendall remembering frankie's existence


because for the most part she spends her time like this


i guess it runs in the family??


aunt giratina to the rescue!


both fiebelheirs have family secondaries but while misdreavus's twin loves of cheese and kendall conquer all else, tina has frequent bursts of BABY??? BABY!!! amid wants otherwise dominated by the desire to smooch on hot babes


a study in cuteness pt. 1


a study in cuteness pt. 2


a study in gOSH DANGIT ALEGRA
alegra: ALL MINIONS OF THE USURPER SHALL KNOW MY WRATH


misdreavus potty-trains frankie (cuz i made her)


kendall reads to frankie (cuz i made her)



priorities


who needs marriage when u can vulcan mind meld tho


atiya: /makes whatever that face is


giratina: i wish to be the most pastel-kei bitch on the block. also it would be nice if everyone in town wanted up on this hotness
genie: technically that's two wishes but given the state of the economy i will make an exception


wham


bam


qt townies hooking up at the community pool
hedwig: just get a whiff of that kissin


hedwig: this hot tub is in the way of me getting in this hot tub please assist, college did not prepare me for dilemmas of this complexity
giratina: i like mouth-kissing plenty, but honestly i'm not picky about locale


hedwig: so what were you saying about indiscriminate kissing?
cardinal: should you really be in here what with being a rotting corpse and all?
giratina: omg cardinal u can't just ask rotting corpses whether they should be in hot tubs


but cardinal is right that hot water and dead skin don't mix so out goes hedwig
hedwig: haha whoops guess i left my trunks in the tub again
cardinal: but seriously what is up with finn and boats does he have a phobia or something
atiya: i don't know man i'm just trying to ignore the eyeful of zombie bits dangling right above your head


moth: why
embry: sorry moth i know we've been sort of dating for the last couple of days but we both have three bolts with giratina now which makes you my sworn enemy for her affections
giratina: niiiice


giratina and fancy boatsink: niiiiiiiiice


muffled marvin murderdeer in the distance: niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice


fancy boatsink: i just had sex


but now it is time for a larger house, one of the edward scissorhouses from azaya's neighborhood! magnificent wifefluff decorated the entire thing for me. :D :D :D


as you can see it is just down the road from their old house


misdreavus: just get a whiff of that namesake


giratina: /continues to be the only one who sporadically cares for the baby


sketchy lawn flamingo: psst i got blue jolly ranchers if you need a buyer


alegra: /breaks in the new house the only way she knows how


alegra: you're gonna make me one, right?


hey i think you guys might be forgetting something
you guys: nah


are you sure
sketchy lawn flamingo: psst kid yr old enough for hard candy right


giratina: see she made it on her own just fine
frankie: /happily gums on hands made filthy from crawling the entire length of the house


must u


this potty training session officially endorsed by baphomet


misdreavus: tickle tickle!
frankie: do i even know you


misdreavus: i am holding a bag of poop


frankie grows up with no cake because the sims is pretty much child neglect: the game.
frankie: dexterity will make for a nice change!


yeesh looks like frankie has joined the una gashlycrumb club of forceful lemon personality havers


alegra: finger wiggle only ever end in heartbreak you know


finger wiggle: /ends in heartbreak
frankie: i did not see that one coming


misdreavus: lol this turkey's neckhole looks like a butthole
kendall: /THREEBOLTS


kendall: heck yeah i remain the reigning queen of slaphands
misdreavus: these eggs are gonna be so good
it bodes so well that u have no idea what yr even cooking missy


misdreavus burnt the nourishment and left it on the floor, and alegra stuck her entire face inside of it.


alegra: well that was a mistake on my part /pukes back onto the turkey


aND THEN LIKE IDIOTS THEY ALL FOUGHT OVER THE BURNT PUKE TURKEY


misdreavus: that sure does look delicious /cuisine++
ARE. YOU. QUITE. CERTAIN.


anyway i stopped them from eating the terror turkey and they all had some hairball-free mac and cheese instead
giratina: we gotta get your shoe collection started soon kiddo, how do you feel about kitten heels


frankie: actually i prefer stompy boots with my frilly dresses. grunge femme 4 life


the i-just-blue-myself bathroom lives on


frankie: why i am doing this i hate mini golf


you're the one who wants to build charisma
frankie: and you couldn't get me a microphone to burp into?
no


misdreavus: u ok
kendall: yeah just phasing slowly into the bathroom door while threebolting at the art around your head don't watch


paperdelivery von mouthbreathe: /does that


cardinal: all the fiebels in the house say heyyyy
kendall: if that's a veiled criticism of me i won't hear it and i won't respond to it


misdreavus: oh shit
haha you wish it was

Comments

[azaya]

[[LOUD INFANT SCREAMING]]

[pooklet]

yes

[azaya]

this was even funnier than i remember it being when i watched u play it tho

yr a funny guy ellyd

[pooklet]

yr a funny guy enna

[azaya]

NO YOU

[(Anonymous)]

*is beescratch*

I had to leave work early because I do not feel well. I'm pretty sure it was my subconscious knowing this was happening and not wanting to wait any longer.

Totally worth the gut-ache. (Though Misdreavus might disagree.)

[pooklet]

i think she does indeed, but i am glad u got some joy out of it despite the pain! D:

[selahgio]

Omg Frankie is freaking adorable! "giratina: omg cardinal u can't just ask rotting corpses whether they should be in hot tubs" That's so mean girls xD Giratina gets around man! If I were a Sim she could get into my pants! Hahah sims love burnt puked over turkey.

[pooklet]

you know despite all her flirting and kissing around she's only ever actually slept with fancy boatsink!

I KNOW RIGHT??? THEY WOULD NOT STOP W/ THE FUCKING PUKE TURKEY IT WAS SUCH A STRESSFUL 30 SECONDS.

[pyrrhocorax]

that flamingo is incredibly sketchy

Hedwig is kind of cute! well cute for a corpse, you know.

I can't stop imaging Spock trekking merrily around space sticking his head through people to meld with them and everyone feeling uncomfortable but not wanting to say anything because Vulans are pretty touchy.

[pooklet]

all the flamingos in this neighborhood are super sus what with their underground candy gambling rings and their tiny legs.

hedwig is shaping up to be the irmgard of this neighborhood, at least in terms of creeper vibe!

if that is the wrong way to vulcan mind meld, misdreavus and kendall don't want to be right.

[(Anonymous)]

oh man what is going on with Hedwigs face and can I get somma that in my game? (thinly veiled wcif Hedwig's face makeup/skin)
also their new house is SO CUTE

[pooklet]

Hedwig wears my zombie skin and a mask I got with another sim which I thought was by Nymphy but google says it's by Maaron.

AZAYA IS THE BEST AT DECORATING I STG