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thesparklecollective2013-10-09 01:33 am
azaya) wrote in thesparklecollective2013-10-09 01:33 am
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Fiebelkorn Legacy 3.3
it's a bird, it's a plane, it's a fiebelkorns introduced by an ancient wheezing joke
the rest is better than the intro i promise
psych it's all on par, i.e. stuffed with painfully obvious humor
jellicent: this new addition to the family must be dealt with swiftly, murderdeer
jellicent: this will make a fine dump spot for the body
alegra: appetizers
giratina, as you might remember, was just born
jellicent: excellent, levitation has positioned me perfectly to control this large buffoon. i am closer than ever to carrying out my plans.
banette: what the hell man
jem: oh my gosh look at you, you're a BABY
jem: oh my gosh look at you, you're a babe
i can confirm that this is exactly what marriage is like actually
noirelle: good job being hot. a+
i guess i had almond come over and cast the servant spell cuz the tub was broken? i don't remember, this was like four months ago
banette: time to pen a masterpiece
banette: jk time to annoy alegra
alegra: you have met your goal
banette: omg no misdreavus i can't let her see my jacob black x me fanfic
misdreavus: i jumped THIS HIGH today in gym class
alegra: prove it
banette: DON'T WORRY JACOB I WON'T LET HER READ ABOUT OUR PASSIONATE LOVEMAKING
at this point banette, topically, started rolling werewolf wants and wouldn't stop so
aunt werewolf crystal: sure i guess i can scrub the bathroom grout later
banette: i considered becoming a witch but i'm not sold on the giant hats
crystal: lol right
jem: is this a bad time
crystal: i do good work son
banette: why did i want this
two words: werewolf sex
misdreavus: hey dude come watch man vs. wild with me!
banette: HAH that show is all faked
banette: seriously how do you have two best friends when you watch this crap
misdreavus: LOOK OUT, THERE'S A SNAKE!
misdreavus: anyway how can you say that? you're my bff you douche
banette: when this is over can we at least watch mindfreak, now THAT'S a quality show
misdreavus: it is not. you just want to rub criss angel's lamp
banette: i'm done watching tv with you.
noirelle: *spousestalks*
ellyd and i do this too
alegra: I BELIEVE IN NOTHING
alegra: hey guys what's going on in this couch
green kid: i like your planet! it's nicer than mine.
misdreavus: *likes this*
ahh the delicious scent of friendship
banette: 8o
banette: BD
banette: u ok
alegra: yup just phasing slowly into another dimension don't watch
the hellspawn groweth
banette: man jacob isn't gonna know what hit him (it's gonna be my dick)
alegra: could you have your bonding sesh somewhere else the furniture isn't gonna destroy itself
this is just chess
missy is cute
the house was way too small for six people and also getting glitchy so i moved the family to one of the scissorhandsy houses in the main part of town. which meant i got to decorate it
it's so good
i love lamp
kids' room is basically the same cuz i liked it a lot
yeah
banette: holy fuck a TREE
tiny gengar: >:D
giratina grows up
misdreavus: morning cuddlebugs
my spider sense says the school bus is coming
noirelle: bring that train over to my tunnel bubba
jem: choo choo
noirelle: wow a dracula
jem: hmm well i've always found fur-lined handcuffs to be the nicest but i know that not everyone wants fuzz in their sex toys
honey don't talk to strangers about bondage
giratina: want a treat, alegra? sit! siiit
alegra: surrender the treat, or your life
teendreavus *__*
at the bowling alley because of course
jellisatan
noirelle: hey
misdreavus: CHEESE
doll rolled grilled cheese primary and i'm really psyched about it
cuties
giratina: STOP USING YOUR ALIEN MAGIC TO CHEAT
blue kid: don't be speciesist you just suck at pokemon stadium
misdreavus: i will inspire such works of art the likes of which the world has never seen
stinky: tickle tickle
misdreavus: LOL
misdreavus: ugh i have abruptly noticed you smell
stinky: i see
blue kid: my home planet's sun is very different from this one
stinky: i see
noirelle: GET OUT
stinky: tickle tickle worked before
misdreavus: IT'S WORKED AGAIN
giratina: heavy shit
i guess i thought this was noteworthy
jem: fuck off sun i'm not done sleeping
ooo getting a little somethin somethin in the photo booth eh
hi melba
*jaws music*
*music crescendos*
noirelle: WHOO SO MANY ORGASMS
almond: i gotta break me off a piece of that
no
banette: if i said i was putting on my robe and wizard hat, would you hold it against me
virgil: YEAH i don't even care that that made no sense
banette: the way your skin reflects the sunlight is so exquisite
jem: is almond coming
no bb she has a whole family to bang at home
noirelle: i don't blame her for wanting to bone you, you're mega babely. i'll shank her if she comes near you though
jem: thanks
jem: almond how did you get this number
alegra: ^v^
i think i took this cuz i was laughing about 'fluffy' but here now you can see the outside of the house for the first time ever
what is with coffee bushes and catching on fire the fritter bush went up in flames like four times
i just realized how terribly 'fritter bush' could be misinterpreted so here's alegra on a counter
misdreavus: i would like to marriage
giratina: here is my report card. i have performed well.
jem: cool
misdreavus: wow what a creep
alegra: tiny pink sausages
adult banette
wow
such grown up
much handsome
clap
byeeeee
misdreavus: i think i know what you meant by fritter bush earlier
i'm sO SORRY
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such fiebel
many korns
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SUCH PRETTY
WOW
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love the look of the new house! i noticed there was a swing by the tree...is that actually functional?
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yes it is totally functional! it's converted from castaway stories, and i will just upload it for you because i don't remember where in the swamps of maty it was exactly. i don't think it was one of pescado's conversions. voila! also ty, i like the house too 8D
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