thesparklecollective | fiebelkorn legacy 3.2

hey individuals how's it going

time for our next adventure to the land of the fiebelkorns, where punctuation and capital letters are but shadows and rumor

last time, misdreavus was upstairs and had just been born. now, she's downstairs playing the little mermaid in the only available water source

misdreavus: I'LL SEE HIM WRIGGLE LIKE A WORM ON A HOOK

banette: hey misdreavus i really need to pee

misdreavus: silence peon! unless you're willing to play flotsam or jetsam.

alegra continues to be a valued and valuable member of the fiebelhousehold

given the average sim's intelligence and intensity of concern about their diaries, i'm surprised banette's not throwing a fit that noirelle's rilakkuma slippers might read his deepest most secret thoughts.

but look! he's writing with a pen, not a scalpel!

potential diary spies: rilakkuma pillow and hello kitty phone

jem: *notices nothing*

jem: *notices nothing*

jem: what a good girl! good girl. good kitty.

are you SURE

jem: what a good good GOOD kitty

noirelle: either of you happen to know why there's a pile of kindling and springs where the couch used to be

misdreavus: PUT ME TO BED, HUMAN, LEST YOU WISH TO DISCOVER WHAT BEFALLS FOES OF URSULA THE SEA WITCH

alegra: are you using the hello kitty phone cuz i don't like it when you talk to other cats

noirelle and jem haven't been on a date in a long time so i sent them to the date-iest place in my neighborhood: the beignet eclectic museum

you know it's good cuz it has a giant undersea diver in the yard

told you it was the date-iest

oliver: *rubbernecks*

beatrice: would you just LOOK at these fish

beef: bleaah starfish! bleaah

starfish: hey bro could you not cuz you're blocking my view of the copulation

post coitus, noirelle wandered downstairs to check out the exhibits and went straight for the bat painting, thus proving she was absolutely the right choice for heir.

jem went to buy coffee and found trouble instead

unsavory charlatan: B A B E A L E R T

noirelle: wow, jellyfish are so cool

beef: you have a pretty neck

jem: wow, i love your hat!

unsavory charlatan: just as planned

fitzgerald: hey guys what's going on in this legacy

noirelle contemplates lobster

wth WHEN

well good thing misdreavus grew up since noirelle is apparently stuffed with young again

noirelle: oh man yeah my spouse is a BABE

jem: who's that is it cool hat guy (p.s. thanks for acknowledging my hotness ++)

alegra, slayer of wolves, vomiter of hairballs

D8 noirelle

u okay

noirelle wanted a radio and since she is apparently pregnant with a DEMON CHILD i figure i'll give her w/e she wants, unfortunately we had nowhere to put it so it went on the sidewalk outside

wolf: *harmonizes*

um?

uM??????

YOU DID THIS DIDN'T YOU

nefarious lunaP planter: ohoho you know it

burglar: ssssssssssssssuuuupppppp

noirelle: a dust cloud, at this time of year?

misdreavus: murderdeer i call upon you to strike down our enemies

murderdeer: nah i'm more about electrocuting people who kiss me

officer combover: sorry the burglar got away but those are cute panties

jem: get out

officer combover: god i was just trying to give you a compliment

jem: aww man how long has that BEEN THERE

since the cops failed us (much like real life) i summoned the burglar and punished her myself

burglar: i can't believe how late it is i should be getting home out of the LIGHTNING

jem: am i pregnant or do i just really want a pickle sandwich with grape jelly

alegra is cute when she's not reducing the contents of this house to rubble

alegra: loser i'm still cute then

by this time i could have found a spot inside for the radio but i kind of enjoy having it outside

alegra: CARRY ON MY WAYWARD SON

fitzgerald: hey daughter-in-law!

out on the sidewalk in the snow: the perfect place to smustle

alegra and the wolf put aside their differences to celebrate the glory of kansas

alegra and wolf: ONCE I ROSE ABOVE THE NOISE AND CONFUSION JUST TO GET A GLIMPSE BEYOND THIS ILLUSION