fiebelkorn legacy 2.1

[pooklet]

thus continues the lazy legacy. I'M SORRY I'M NOT FUNNY TODAY


noirelle continues to be gr9 with the babies


excuse you townie hands off the sprog


odette: now is the perfect time to wash my hands six times in a row


odette: yes this plan is an excellent plan


odette: oh, dwain sweetie i didn't see you there! bathing. nakedly. i did not notice that at all.


noirelle gets an appropriately mahou shoujo hairstyle


i love this jack skellington toy and so does sunbeam i just wish it didn't borkily revert to the bear textures after a while


there's something meta in the way sims stick to the computer like glue but it's going over my head rn


aww


yes good more sprog


noirelle: mmm, death. smells like cumin.


odette u ok


perfect noirelle is perfect and rolled fortune/grilled cheese


sunbeam's turn


look at you, you little dollface


and then dwain birthed again and thus there was luna


only prob is luna is an exact clone of noirelle and thus ineligible for heir oops


they've stopped autonomously trying for baby, but that's all they've stopped


aw hell


i really like the welcome-home hugs, they're cute


noirelle continues to be the most family-oriented non-family sim


sunbeam: YARRR. derisive statements about non-seafaring folk, implication of cowardice vis-à-vis metaphors invoking the coloration of one's stomach and insinuations of chronic vitamin C deficiency!


sunbeam stole trill and luna's cake and dumped it down the sink. because of reasons. time travel reasons.


luna! cutiepie, but still a clone.


trill is cute if kinda boring and rolled knowledge/grilled cheese. the cheese is strong in this family


except when odette blows my mind by autonomously making SALAD.


yikes


ofc


trill: mind if i join?


yes


sunbeam: first third grade, then the world


oh noirelle my poor baby


staying limber together


and embarrassing their kids with extremely public makeout sessions


sunbeam: sleep through my cake will you? fine i'll just time-travel and ruin YOUR cake


sunbeam: oh god no lipstick please


jeez fine p.s. sunbeam's family/popularity


i forced trill to eat all the muffins he burned as a kid. we don't waste food in this family


dwain's not a grilled cheese sim in any capacity but he always gets super excited when odette wants to talk to him about grilled cheese and i think it's rly sweet


oh so that's where sunbeam gets it


trill continues to bring home kids who hate him


and promptly ditch him for his cute sister


trill's cool with it tho, he does have one friend


sunbeam.


i hope you mean elspeth there and not your sibling, noirelle, yeesh


sunbeam wanted a date and got an adult cuz goddamn it game why are you like this


it worked out pretty well though


eXTREMELY WELL IN FACT


well that escalated quickly


i don't even know what to caption this i'm just baffled


hooray trill finally made a friend that isn't sunbeam and look their glasses even match


noirelle: I AM IN ASPIRATION FAILURE AND IT IS THE GARBAGE BIN'S FAULT


noirelle: mmm, smells like cumin.


meanwhile the rest of the family watches a movie together


a movie about--oh dear god


miss pretty: greeting citizens, from your one true overlord. me.

Comments

[azaya]

MISS PRETTY

[pooklet]

that's high overlord miss pretty to us

[neuroticrobotic]

Noirelle is a beautiful bubblegum queeeeeeen.
I am also so pleased Trill made a matching glasses friend.

Now I am trying to sit here and remember what cumin smells like. I fear that if I actually open a bottle, it will end in disaster.