The Ogrécy: 2.3

[azaya]

heyyy what's up it hasn't been two years

oh wait.

last time:

• BLUE FUR COLOR FOR CATS
• thus they acquired a third cat
• no one noticed a robbery
• zucchini baby was birthed

BLUE

FUR COLOR FOR CATS


jolly rancher: did mom shrink


jolly rancher: it's so peaceful in this direction

gumbo: help


fifi: this is my small daughter


frances: *swims the deep green sea*


spelunk: me


jeSUS CHRIST


saints and jesus lord almighty preserve us


jolly rancher: slowly phasing into another thigh-mension, don't watch


spelunk: this IS my sexy face


gigi: i think mom is confused about which bed is hers, magical flying car boat


preach


potty training fayc




best fayc!


jolly rancher: gosh, scratching post, you sure are carrying a lot of tension in your shoulderblades here


kids' room got some more shit shoved in it. idk, kids' rooms are hard


unsuspecting maid: okay, i'll be right over.

fifi: THANK YOU GOD


maleficent pillow: *screams impotently into fifi's ass*


unsuspecting maid: hello there fifumbo!


fifi: i guess i should take being mistaken for you as a compliment, huh gumbo? you're a good-looking little dude.

gumbo: i am the hottest bitch in this house, it's true


tiny doge got promoted but i think you know what i care about more here


frances: why am i watching the cat get in the shitterbox


frances: whatever, time to get us some more cat

that human behind you is resplendent with hair though


aisey: HOT DIGGITY DOGS


frances: hot diggity dogs indeed

mitch gothier: *goths*


greeeeeeeeeeeeen fur color for cats


meet seaweed (whose name i had to check in simpe because that's how long it's been since i played hahaha sob!)


seaweed: ok tail don't screw this up


seaweed: nailed it

with actual nails


the cats are getting weirder with every new adoption


seaweed: HOW DARE U

bring it on low-res


useless maid: it's a bit late. i have to leave now.

you did literally not a single thing you just stood there in zizi's nursery mouthbreathing


yeah, i can see he learned it super well


seaweed: by the way what the hell is that

jolly rancher: that's mom, plebe


seaweed: i hope i won't look like that when i grow up


this mac n cheese prep sanctioned by evil mushroom, llc


just in case you were getting comfy in that seat, gigi still exists


slep


spelunk


gigi: i cannot help but feel threatened by the arrival of this green demon.


seaweed: AND EVERY TIME I DRAG MY NAILS THROUGH SOMEONE ELSE'S TRASH I HOPE U FEEL IT


spelunk: DARK ENTRIES DARK ENTRIES DARK ENTRIES DARK ENTRIES


karao-cat party


get out of the mac n cheese

seaweed: no it's warm


jolly rancher: i am the cutest pretty cat princess ever to cat.

blue fur color for cats 8D


seaweed: i'm still not convinced you're a real thing, mom


god actual damn, that face


perfect


seaweed: FURIOUSLY PHASING INTO ANOTHER DIMENSION


the cat tower is very accommodating


but spelunk prefers this pillow

spelunk: it goes better with my beauty


spelunk: the hell you say




almond is that u

almond: no


fifi: 8>


NO


the foreground: *is calm and nice*

frances: do the creep ahhhhh do the creep ahhhh!


she feeds


gigi: jolly rancher, are you... are you ok? do you need help?

jolly rancher: i'm fine, why?


tiny doge: i could use a scritch or two


YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS


pinkdoge, ofc




winter is coming


pinkdoge: it's freezing as fast as i can pee it

wolf: i'll keep it warm with my body!


frances: ewwww what smells like urine


hell yes we would!


welcome, waggles the pisswolf!


zizi: my green senses are tingling. something is about to happen


zizi: oh FUCK YES


magnificent.


WHO DID THIS TO FRANCES'S SHOE TREE


spelunk: CONFESS IT WAS U


pinkdoge: NO U

gumbo: it wasn't me i was at work


o rly


fifi: fucking christ i have to pee!


fifi: if only i could step over jolly rancher!


heh heh heh heh heh heh heh


the bathtub is the perfect place for imaginary tug-of-war!


zizi: i burned it myself B)




this is how jobs work


waggles the pisswolf: *lives up to her name*


maleficent pillow: *impotent peescream*




VANDERPAWWWW


is this technically a threesome cuz


gumbo: howdy


whisper's real dad strolled by

WRD: i don't like that joke

then the worst happened









FUCK



OK GOODBYE FOR TWO MORE YEARS PROBABLY