i lied about no more month long delays i lied so much
let's get right to it w/ spectra stealing the show
and romancing the bathroom mirror
theirs is a torrid love affair
full of ups and downs
spectra: nah babe, no time for red hands
spectra: cuz it's a quarter past makeout o'clock
spectra: so what would you say is the best thing about my face
cute townie: ALL OF IT
what the fuck HOW did you miss another day of school gory you are in your uniform HOW
gory: lol idk
anyway gory grew up and grilled cheese
giratina: here's good. i'll sleep here tonight.
second ever instance of finger wiggle not ending in tragedy
spectra: ok but i'm still your favorite right
alegra: no doy
look at all these cuties
spectra's one of the most interesting sim kids i've had in a while. she hates school but loves learning how to make jack-in-the-boxes and pot holders and toy robots.
but her first and favorite hobby is still staring at herself in every reflective surface
giratina: see, i told you. way comfy.
giratina: no it's cool the alcohol's keeping me warm
mythbusters disproved that you dingnut
axe-throwing is practically a fiebelkorn rite of passage by now. they learn to split a man's skull from two hundred yards long before they learn to drive.
the fiebelkorn children would like to sing u an original composition entitled "what the fuck is a homework"
spectra: i learn plenty of things!
like how to make eighty potholders in one sitting
spectra: and how super mega hot i am
and how to get high as balls
honey: are you sure this is a good idea?
spectra: yeah i can totally feel the x-ray vision forming
where are your parents
azaya convinced me to let the stealth pregnancy run its course cuz maybe the baby would be cute or something. not much happened between pop and birth
the kids continued to fail at school
a sketchy flamingo burst into flames
lydread croose broke into the fucking house
AND THEN SUDDENLY THERE WERE THREE OF THEM
and i was so not about to deal with raising three toddlers so the korns asked a genie or a witch or something to grow up their stupid kids by which i mean i forcibly aged them all up. meet river, sirena and twyla.
all the other kids except spectra headed off to college to make room in the house.
river: wow that is a grody-looking pool all right
river: BETTER THROW MYSELF IN IT
meanwhile the girls bond over video games
well maybe "bond" is too strong a word
sirena: punching. 8|
sirena: bubbles! 8D
i empathize very strongly with this
leland croose how did you get in here
leland: lol lydread let me in
winslow you do not live here
kendall: get out
winslow: i am gutted
sirena has had it up to here with these townies breaking in and doing all the bubble drugs
in all seriousness i have no idea why this keeps happening people just waltz the fuck in and park their ass at the bubble blower it's infuriating
hey hedwig thanks for not breaking in
river: don't tell anyone, but i think mom might be a fish
i'm guessing the fact that twyla here can sleep with her eyes open might've clued him in. that, or how fancy boatsink is blue and has gills.
misdreavus: i change my mind, exercise is terrible
i empathize very strongly with this also
alegra: if i hold perfectly still the appetizers will land in my mouth
good luck with that babydoll
FINALLY someone realizes how creepy these sensual sibling backrubs are. go fly a kite twyla.
alegra: this throne is soft on my harbles
good to know
spectra continues to woo my entire population of teen townies
sirena: oh i know this bitch isn't back on my bubble blower
sirena: GO HOME YOU TURD TOBOGGAN
twyla: cheer up sis, at least it's just people breaking into the house and not, like, wolves
a dust cloud broke out and i figured sirena must have jumped pinkhair von bubbleblowerhog
but hark! pinkhair is here and unscathed
or rather, here and cheering on the fight. hi adorable grown up frankie!
adorable grown up frankie: sup
turns out, lydread decided to drop by again
the fight just went on and on and on, and after a couple sim hours, i realized that giratina's hunger bar was plummeting. lydread was trying to starve her to death. seriously, she's pure evil.
spectra: so are your fish eggs just really fertile or what? great omelette by the way
fancy boatsink: i'm going to face this direction now
this: /happens every gosh dang time it's turned on
river: this is the right place to stand
i flipped a coin
it did not end well
poor baby :(
surely there must be something to cheer you up
ah, of course
sirena: CLOUDS 8D
fun fact: spectra never sleeps. she doesn't have time what with constantly rolling wants to make toy robots and shit. she just gorges on coffee beans every day before the school bus comes.
fancy boatsink: furry land shark
alegra: just about, yes
spectra goddamn it don't encourage her
sirena is right to hate pinkhair von punchalot.
giratina: nah, that arm is pretty much numb from sirena hitting it.
sirena: NO ONE PUNCHES MY FAMILY BUT ME, FART GOBLIN
sirena: EAT ON IT
i genuinely don't understand why she keeps coming back
the teens of vaude will put up with a lot for the chance to flirt with ~spectra~
twyla: you're not mom
it's a skilling race
victory punches for all!
and on that note it's time for everyone to go to college bye