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Ellyd ([personal profile] pooklet) wrote in [community profile] thesparklecollective2015-02-12 09:08 am
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the fiebelkorn legacy 4.6: triplets, bubbles and break-ins


i lied about no more month long delays i lied so much


let's get right to it w/ spectra stealing the show


and romancing the bathroom mirror


theirs is a torrid love affair


full of ups and downs


twinsies


spectra: nah babe, no time for red hands


spectra: cuz it's a quarter past makeout o'clock


spectra: so what would you say is the best thing about my face
cute townie: ALL OF IT


what the fuck HOW did you miss another day of school gory you are in your uniform HOW
gory: lol idk


wat


wat


anyway gory grew up and grilled cheese


giratina: here's good. i'll sleep here tonight.


second ever instance of finger wiggle not ending in tragedy


spectra: ok but i'm still your favorite right
alegra: no doy


look at all these cuties


spectra's one of the most interesting sim kids i've had in a while. she hates school but loves learning how to make jack-in-the-boxes and pot holders and toy robots.


but her first and favorite hobby is still staring at herself in every reflective surface


giratina: see, i told you. way comfy.


stop that


gdi stop


go inside
giratina: no it's cool the alcohol's keeping me warm
mythbusters disproved that you dingnut


axe-throwing is practically a fiebelkorn rite of passage by now. they learn to split a man's skull from two hundred yards long before they learn to drive.


iris: sparkler!!


the fiebelkorn children would like to sing u an original composition entitled "what the fuck is a homework"


spectra: i learn plenty of things!
like how to make eighty potholders in one sitting


spectra: and how super mega hot i am


and how to get high as balls


honey: are you sure this is a good idea?
spectra: yeah i can totally feel the x-ray vision forming
where are your parents


oh


SINCE WHEN???

azaya convinced me to let the stealth pregnancy run its course cuz maybe the baby would be cute or something. not much happened between pop and birth


the kids continued to fail at school


a sketchy flamingo burst into flames


lydread croose broke into the fucking house


AND THEN SUDDENLY THERE WERE THREE OF THEM


and i was so not about to deal with raising three toddlers so the korns asked a genie or a witch or something to grow up their stupid kids by which i mean i forcibly aged them all up. meet river, sirena and twyla.


all the other kids except spectra headed off to college to make room in the house.


river: wow that is a grody-looking pool all right


river: BETTER THROW MYSELF IN IT


meanwhile the girls bond over video games


and noogies


well maybe "bond" is too strong a word


sirena: punching. 8|


sirena: bubbles! 8D


i empathize very strongly with this


leland croose how did you get in here
leland: lol lydread let me in


winslow you do not live here


kendall: get out
winslow: i am gutted


sirena has had it up to here with these townies breaking in and doing all the bubble drugs


in all seriousness i have no idea why this keeps happening people just waltz the fuck in and park their ass at the bubble blower it's infuriating


hey hedwig thanks for not breaking in


river: don't tell anyone, but i think mom might be a fish


i'm guessing the fact that twyla here can sleep with her eyes open might've clued him in. that, or how fancy boatsink is blue and has gills.


misdreavus: i change my mind, exercise is terrible
i empathize very strongly with this also


alegra: if i hold perfectly still the appetizers will land in my mouth
good luck with that babydoll


FINALLY someone realizes how creepy these sensual sibling backrubs are. go fly a kite twyla.


twyla: k


hello alegra


alegra: this throne is soft on my harbles
good to know


cuties


other cutie


spectra continues to woo my entire population of teen townies


sirena: oh i know this bitch isn't back on my bubble blower


sirena: GO HOME YOU TURD TOBOGGAN


twyla: cheer up sis, at least it's just people breaking into the house and not, like, wolves
sirena: um


a dust cloud broke out and i figured sirena must have jumped pinkhair von bubbleblowerhog


but hark! pinkhair is here and unscathed


or rather, here and cheering on the fight. hi adorable grown up frankie!
adorable grown up frankie: sup


turns out, lydread decided to drop by again


the fight just went on and on and on, and after a couple sim hours, i realized that giratina's hunger bar was plummeting. lydread was trying to starve her to death. seriously, she's pure evil.


spectra: so are your fish eggs just really fertile or what? great omelette by the way
fancy boatsink: i'm going to face this direction now


cleanbot: /rampages


this: /happens every gosh dang time it's turned on


river: this is the right place to stand


i flipped a coin


it did not end well


poor baby :(


surely there must be something to cheer you up


ah, of course


sirena: CLOUDS 8D
no, bubbles


fun fact: spectra never sleeps. she doesn't have time what with constantly rolling wants to make toy robots and shit. she just gorges on coffee beans every day before the school bus comes.


fancy boatsink: furry land shark
alegra: just about, yes


spectra goddamn it don't encourage her


sirena is right to hate pinkhair von punchalot.


giratina: nah, that arm is pretty much numb from sirena hitting it.


sirena: NO ONE PUNCHES MY FAMILY BUT ME, FART GOBLIN


sirena: EAT ON IT


i genuinely don't understand why she keeps coming back


oh


the teens of vaude will put up with a lot for the chance to flirt with ~spectra~


twyla: you're not mom


exciting


it's a skilling race


sirena wins


victory punches for all!


woo!


and on that note it's time for everyone to go to college bye
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[personal profile] sixtylilies 2015-02-12 05:13 pm (UTC)(link)
wow it was a super bad idea to drink my espresso hot chocolate while reading this jesus fucking christ you hilarious unicorn

turd toboggan

FART GOBLIN

i can't compete with this, you've elevated us to a new standard honeybunch

when i saw it i screamed and dribbled coffee hot chocolate very unsexily all over my neck
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[personal profile] sixtylilies 2015-02-21 01:04 pm (UTC)(link)
nothin's gonna ever keep u down
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[personal profile] pyrrhocorax 2015-03-04 12:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Sirena is so violent and angry! I LOVE IT.