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R. ([personal profile] sixtylilies) wrote in [community profile] thesparklecollective2015-02-08 04:28 am
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The Ogrécy: 1.1



sup pooklet and i are doin another thing

here's the background: while i was visiting them in january we made some sims together with their townie randomization method. one of them ended up with a face so magnificent that we simply had to start a legacy with her, to see how long her incredible genetics would last. and so i present to you ~the ogrécy~


meet fifi ogré. just look at that majestic browline

i'm serious i fuckin love it l o v e i t

also love the mouthbreathing what a splendid start we're off to here


fifi: ok but look at my brow though that is the brow of a king

the brow of a something, for sure


since fifi lives in my neighborhood there is no cushy maxis job for her. instead she gets to dig up stuff in the fuckin yard

for SCIENCE

fifi: for money


for burst pipes

fifi: it smells like failure!

it smells like a burst sewer main


a small dog appears


apparently to assist


oh my bad i meant to track mud on fifi's fucking bed


fifi showers off the failure/sewer


feef don't you like want to eat a food or something

fifi: this is fine


fifi: changed my mind


a fine haul

i'm too lazy to actually figure out how to properly set this up but the idea is that fifi sells her dug-up junk to the museum by which i mean i delete it out of her inventory and use ~the power of imagination~


it's good to have dreams

because you don't have telescope money


fifi: think again bitch


fifi: BOO

omfg what is your damage you inconsiderate artichoke you just found five thousand fuckin tax-free dollars


are you sure

fifi: yeah man i'm watching lydread croose on dancing with the sims. shit's tight


fifi: i'M SO ALONE


fifi: oh ok that's better

IS IT D8


fifi went to the thrift store and wanted some new jewelry

shibe: such betray. very insult. wow. no


while i was sleeping pooklet sent fifi on a mate hunt and this was how the bitch repaid us, by stabbing bilberry nightvision in the bloob

fifi: ewww. you're BLUE. thumbs down.

bilberry: gosh, i'm heartbroken


she tried doing some standup, but the coffin bean wasn't feeling it


fifi: A HOT GIRL OMG GROSS GAG

you have the worst taste you stupid shitnuts


or, when you have good taste, it's for people who are very much taken


fifi: dang son that is a fine-ass payphone

too bad you can't marry that


fifi: yeah i'm kind of a connoisseur of phones, i don't mean to brag but i know a LOT about them. want to touch my boobs?

jasmine i see you and starla are having an open marriage

jasmine: or something yeah


fifi: can't you see i'm in a bad mood? i don't feel like bowling, which i chose autonomously to do!

um


fifi: UGH ANOTHER 7-10 SPLIT?! I KNEW THIS WAS A BAD IDEA

bilberry: lol you stupid nutbutter


sirena fiebelkorn: WHOO BOOGIE DOWN


frances beets: i see that you are green. interesting. my sparkles are green as well.

fifi: BABE ALERT


fifi: FRANCES YOU ARE MY SUN, MOON, AND STARS


my god that is a face.


a cute face :>


fifi: frances, my sun, moon and stars, can i touch your bust

before she could get an answer, i sent her to the pool to continue canvassing for spousal candidates, just in case


fUCK

whisper: heya babe

fifi: wow yours is a face


fifi: i'm just here to meet people u know i'm not looking to settle anything right now just having some fun you dig

whisper: *glitters majestically*


fifi: hey

xilfim: hey


xilfim: h e y


whisper: hey guys whatcha talking about 8D


xilfim: *whisper gossip FANCY BOATSINK whisper*

willow: omfg giggle

fancy boatsink: what're u guys talking about is it me


dream on, little biscuit


whisper: twinsies!

you WISH you were as hot as varney


fifi: hey

frances: hey


i missed capping their first kiss and then i also missed the next kiss fifi planted on her but it was cute. yay fifi!


nice


fifi: bye don't follow me


fifi: ow fish, why


fifi: YUCK ANOTHER HOT GIRL BARFARAMA


frances: lol i followed


just then, the phone rang

bilberry: yes hello you owe my bloobs an apology

fifi: *examines nails*


bilberry: just kiddin you can thumbsmash my nipple anytime i'm gonna tell everyone how awesome it was

fifi: psh, well yeah, of course


thankfully, frances was still there afterwards


frances: you bet your ass i am


um


well i appreciate the enthusiasm

fifi: me too B)


fifi: bye don't follow me


then we got a lamp and i genuinely have no idea why. i thought lamps were tied to a sim achieving lifetime happiness, but fifi definitely didn't do that. idk ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


[[¯\_(ツ)_/¯ intensifies]]


matchmaker: YOU HAVE TROD THE ARDUOUS PATHS OF EXCELLENCE, AND YOUR DESIRE IS ANSWERED BY THIS ANCIENT POWER. CHOOSE MOST WISELY YOUR REQUESTS.

fifi: good fucking morning to me


fifi: i'ma celebrate with some pie






god that face im


frances: *does the creep*


fifi: *crEEPS BACK*


mother of god


you guys i know this is a legacy but seriously


i got fifi a bathtub with some of that yard treasure money but kept the burst pipe shower cuz it really fancies up the room


frances: fishin


frances: anxiety :D


fifi: hey


frances: fishin B|


frances: THE STARS ALIGN. CTHULHU R'LYEH WGAH'NAGL FHTAGN


fifi: hey wanna move your shit here i got a lot of room on the roof and junk!

frances: oh man better not, mercury's in retrograde dude


but mercury doesn't rule makeouts so kissing is safe or w/e




fifi: ow

frances: SHIT


frances: oh man i better quit before mercury notices


frances: ow too late ;~;


frances: i'm tempting fate and mercury here i know i am


fifi: THIS FISH IS MY FISH


fifi: TAKE A LOOK AT THIS FISH MERCURY I DEFY YOUR RETROGRADE


frances: bye don't follow me.

fifi: *mouthbreathes*


fifi: FUCK


fifi: I'M SORRY MERCURY


sailor mercury to the rescue

because water. get it? get it? ahh, you get it.


fifi: this pondfish parmesan leaves a lot to be desired

well, generally speaking you're not supposed to set anything parmesan directly on fire, but maybe that's just me


fifi: at least i got to mash my lips against a hot girl's today

that's the spirit


fifi: delicious coca-cola

demelza: what are you


bam more couch canoodling


trying to knock her up is ok but moving in, no, that's just silly, huh frances


aww :>


frances: forget mercury! i won't let it stand in the way of my heart.


fifi: crazy, baby

and now back to lonely, helpless crying at the drop of a hat! ha ha ha! ha. ._.


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