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Ellyd ([personal profile] pooklet) wrote in [community profile] thesparklecollective2014-12-16 07:13 pm
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the fiebelkorn legacy 4.5: everybody hates spectra


welcome back everybody. azaya and i have both been sad fluffs but we're trying to get back into the swing of things. hopefully there won't be anymore month-long delays between updates!


the adults in this household are still huge gross jerks that do nothing but kiss all over each other moving on


spectra: red hands?
honey: mine are teal, so no


spectra: /dances in place
despite how crappily just about everyone treats her, spectra's a pretty cheerful kid


except when it comes to the burglary in which nothing was stolen and they received a $500 reward for helping to capture the thief


iris: dID SOMEONE SAY BURGLARY


honey: zzz i'm so awesome zzz


still haven't taken a picture of the front of the house, but here's the back


my game glitched and started spawning pointers faster than a xenomorph spits out face-huggers. but look i drew a smiley face.


no


i made some child townies for the kids to bring home


which they did


but only so they could ignore them


and only play with each other


ok


thus whomp the womrat joins the household


hi whomp


alas it's time for frankie to leave for college :(


bye bb, you're basically a clone of kendall and thus have no chance at heir but i still love you


cleo: hey guys what's going on in this front yard


cleo's gonna leave for college soon too but desperately wants to kiss someone so out to the local ice cream shop he goes


where instead of looking for any teens to smooch up on, he eats a shitload of ice cream


to be fair the only other teenager on the lot is busy being browbeaten into a raisin bran pyramid scheme


cleo: i'm thinking i might get into flower arranging it really is an intricate artfor--
naia: YR HOT
have i mentioned how much i hate that my game does this


i completely forgot this idle animation existed and was rly confused when cleo kept wandering around the house pulling books out of his ass


matchmaker in perma-sneak: sup


cleo: please take my money and give me someone to kiss on
matchmaker: can do


uUUGGGHHHHH


i have never seen this fear before :o


there cleo you got your very first forehead kiss


... and forehead makeout


i didn't know toddlers could be scared by peekaboo but gory totally is aww


honey: you know what would go great with these cheese crackers


honey: more cheese


goodbye toddler gory


hello child gory!


you're off to a great start


everybody likes to harvest the corn. it's cool that they can autonomously stock the fridge with it, too!


fancy boatsink: whosa cute little appetizer? who is? is it whomp? yes it is!


alegra: are you there dumpling? it's me, alegra


i wouldn't, kiddo


spectra became obsessed with maxing body so i had to put in an obstacle course for her so she wouldn't keep trying to get in fancy boatsink's gross pool


and a flamingo lamp of the non-sketchy variety to cheer her on


spectra: /trails stink all down the block


giratina: to heck with this toilet


iris and gory: to heck with spectra additionally


giratina: now that i think about it yeah, to heck with spectra as well
no you know what can go straight to heck? that little lamp. it's a castaways extraction and it crashed the shit out of my game by making gory go on hunger strike.


honey: sparklers need not go to heck


honey: bUT THAT BURGLAR SURE OUGHT TO
you guys MADE MONEY off of that burglary attempt, cool your jets


grats on your face


the love letter animations are so cute i wish you got letters for dates higher than just "good" cuz i always aim for dream so i never get to see this


cleo: HNNG MY HEART IS ALL AFLUTTER


sorry my bad for aging you up before 6pm


these two have been kinda absent from this update cuz they're still just all about grilled cheese


and kissin'


this bodes well


hazeline: you can't escape the long arm of the law, o'leary!
spectra: you'll never take me alive, copper!


hazeline: that's not a problem because you're looking at 5 to 10 years in the electric chair, bub!
spectra: sweet oblivion, open your arms!


spectra: the icy embrace of death envelopes me :D


spectra: AND THAT'S WHAT SHOULD HAPPEN TO BURGLARS


these two dinguses got into an endless loop of make out, be hungry, drink to sate the hunger, have to pee, make out some more.
alegra: here's good. i'll sleep here tonight.


giratina: oh no i'm peeing myself how unexpected
alegra: FOOD


fancy boatsink: grats on the pee


fancy boatsink: /pees on iris AGAIN
alegra: i have made a terrible error


misdreavus: /waits by gory's bedside all night in case she wakes up and wants another story


yeah it's pretty obvious who their favorite is


spectra: haha, i get it. corn! because we're the fiebelkorns! comedy gold!


honey: /is happy to play red hands with people who aren't spectra


WOW SUCH A TRAGEDY


a school of fishbabies


cleo: being a fish i need lots of liquids to survive and that's why this is my seventh gin and tonic this afternoon


gory: aaand grand jeté!


this picture might not seem noteworthy, but it's the result of a game of finger-wiggle that didn't end in tragedy. i was too shocked to take a quicker cap i literally didn't think it was possible for that interaction to end positively


anyway giratina wanted to have sex in public so she and fancy boatsink headed off to the local pool where everyone was freaking out over lydread


because of course she brought her birthday suit instead of her bathing suit. of course.


aWKWARD


they shooed her for sexytime and this is the face she made i can't tell if she's angry at the public display or because they didn't invite her to join in


spectra: why did i decide to spend my childhood this way, lampy?
lampy the non-sketchy flamingo: i don't know spectra but keep trying hard and believe in yourself!
spectra: does that also apply to making my family love me?
lampy the non-sketchy flamingo: no


honey: SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE


gory: i like pattycake!


gory: but i hate you


iris rly took to whomp and plays with her every day after school


spectra: so that's what affection looks like


spectra: hugs?
fancy boatsink: ew no keep your filthy hands away from me tiny meatcreature i know you tried to pollute my pool with your skin flakes!!
harsh, fancy


shockingly, alegra the notoriously mean is the nicest to spectra out of the entire household
alegra: what can i say i'm a sucker for an undercat


disapproving bear disapproves of this public display


moya here, however, does not


random townie hookups are still the cutest


spectra: and in conclusion everyone in this house is a jerk and i hope they all step on legos
honey: spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaace! yeeeeeeehaw!


no one invited this wolf inside o_o


several of the kids aged up and spectra was welcomed into teenhood by parental embarrassment


spectra: ughhhh my parents are so gross


spectra: ughhhhhhh my aunts are even grosser


honey: tell me about it


kendall: yeah, what a shameless public display
YR ONE TO TALK


anyway here are the teens. spectra!


honey!


and iris!

and that's all for this update bye

p.s. if you have wcifs pls do ask them here instead of on my tumblr ok bye for real this time

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