welcome back everybody. azaya and i have both been sad fluffs but we're trying to get back into the swing of things. hopefully there won't be anymore month-long delays between updates!
the adults in this household are still huge gross jerks that do nothing but kiss all over each other moving on
spectra: red hands?
honey: mine are teal, so no
spectra: /dances in place
despite how crappily just about everyone treats her, spectra's a pretty cheerful kid
except when it comes to the burglary in which nothing was stolen and they received a $500 reward for helping to capture the thief
iris: dID SOMEONE SAY BURGLARY
honey: zzz i'm so awesome zzz
still haven't taken a picture of the front of the house, but here's the back
my game glitched and started spawning pointers faster than a xenomorph spits out face-huggers. but look i drew a smiley face.
i made some child townies for the kids to bring home
which they did
but only so they could ignore them
and only play with each other
thus whomp the womrat joins the household
alas it's time for frankie to leave for college :(
bye bb, you're basically a clone of kendall and thus have no chance at heir but i still love you
cleo: hey guys what's going on in this front yard
cleo's gonna leave for college soon too but desperately wants to kiss someone so out to the local ice cream shop he goes
where instead of looking for any teens to smooch up on, he eats a shitload of ice cream
to be fair the only other teenager on the lot is busy being browbeaten into a raisin bran pyramid scheme
cleo: i'm thinking i might get into flower arranging it really is an intricate artfor--
naia: YR HOT
have i mentioned how much i hate that my game does this
i completely forgot this idle animation existed and was rly confused when cleo kept wandering around the house pulling books out of his ass
matchmaker in perma-sneak: sup
cleo: please take my money and give me someone to kiss on
matchmaker: can do
i have never seen this fear before :o
there cleo you got your very first forehead kiss
... and forehead makeout
i didn't know toddlers could be scared by peekaboo but gory totally is aww
honey: you know what would go great with these cheese crackers
honey: more cheese
goodbye toddler gory
hello child gory!
you're off to a great start
everybody likes to harvest the corn. it's cool that they can autonomously stock the fridge with it, too!
fancy boatsink: whosa cute little appetizer? who is? is it whomp? yes it is!
alegra: are you there dumpling? it's me, alegra
i wouldn't, kiddo
spectra became obsessed with maxing body so i had to put in an obstacle course for her so she wouldn't keep trying to get in fancy boatsink's gross pool
and a flamingo lamp of the non-sketchy variety to cheer her on
spectra: /trails stink all down the block
giratina: to heck with this toilet
iris and gory: to heck with spectra additionally
giratina: now that i think about it yeah, to heck with spectra as well
no you know what can go straight to heck? that little lamp. it's a castaways extraction and it crashed the shit out of my game by making gory go on hunger strike.
honey: sparklers need not go to heck
honey: bUT THAT BURGLAR SURE OUGHT TO
you guys MADE MONEY off of that burglary attempt, cool your jets
grats on your face
the love letter animations are so cute i wish you got letters for dates higher than just "good" cuz i always aim for dream so i never get to see this
cleo: HNNG MY HEART IS ALL AFLUTTER
sorry my bad for aging you up before 6pm
these two have been kinda absent from this update cuz they're still just all about grilled cheese
this bodes well
hazeline: you can't escape the long arm of the law, o'leary!
spectra: you'll never take me alive, copper!
hazeline: that's not a problem because you're looking at 5 to 10 years in the electric chair, bub!
spectra: sweet oblivion, open your arms!
spectra: the icy embrace of death envelopes me :D
spectra: AND THAT'S WHAT SHOULD HAPPEN TO BURGLARS
these two dinguses got into an endless loop of make out, be hungry, drink to sate the hunger, have to pee, make out some more.
alegra: here's good. i'll sleep here tonight.
giratina: oh no i'm peeing myself how unexpected
fancy boatsink: grats on the pee
fancy boatsink: /pees on iris AGAIN
alegra: i have made a terrible error
misdreavus: /waits by gory's bedside all night in case she wakes up and wants another story
yeah it's pretty obvious who their favorite is
spectra: haha, i get it. corn! because we're the fiebelkorns! comedy gold!
honey: /is happy to play red hands with people who aren't spectra
WOW SUCH A TRAGEDY
a school of fishbabies
cleo: being a fish i need lots of liquids to survive and that's why this is my seventh gin and tonic this afternoon
gory: aaand grand jeté!
this picture might not seem noteworthy, but it's the result of a game of finger-wiggle that didn't end in tragedy. i was too shocked to take a quicker cap i literally didn't think it was possible for that interaction to end positively
anyway giratina wanted to have sex in public so she and fancy boatsink headed off to the local pool where everyone was freaking out over lydread
because of course she brought her birthday suit instead of her bathing suit. of course.
they shooed her for sexytime and this is the face she made i can't tell if she's angry at the public display or because they didn't invite her to join in
spectra: why did i decide to spend my childhood this way, lampy?
lampy the non-sketchy flamingo: i don't know spectra but keep trying hard and believe in yourself!
spectra: does that also apply to making my family love me?
lampy the non-sketchy flamingo: no
gory: i like pattycake!
gory: but i hate you
iris rly took to whomp and plays with her every day after school
spectra: so that's what affection looks like
fancy boatsink: ew no keep your filthy hands away from me tiny meatcreature i know you tried to pollute my pool with your skin flakes!!
shockingly, alegra the notoriously mean is the nicest to spectra out of the entire household
alegra: what can i say i'm a sucker for an undercat
disapproving bear disapproves of this public display
moya here, however, does not
random townie hookups are still the cutest
spectra: and in conclusion everyone in this house is a jerk and i hope they all step on legos
honey: spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaace! yeeeeeeehaw!
no one invited this wolf inside o_o
several of the kids aged up and spectra was welcomed into teenhood by parental embarrassment
spectra: ughhhh my parents are so gross
spectra: ughhhhhhh my aunts are even grosser
honey: tell me about it
kendall: yeah, what a shameless public display
YR ONE TO TALK
anyway here are the teens. spectra!
and that's all for this update bye
p.s. if you have wcifs pls do ask them here instead of on my tumblr ok bye for real this time