fancy boatsink's looking nervous as heck and with good reason
because soon she's gonna be trapped in this legacy
idk i just think townie hookups are the cutest
sketchy lamp flamingo: sssssssssssssssssssssssssup
kendall: i'm going to threebolt-stalk giratina cuz the genie made me hot for her but i'm not going to like it
yeah neither am i
giratina: the piercing agony in which i've awoken must be the knowledge of a bed unmade
giratina: jk it's childbirth
katzia this isn't your house what are you doing here how did you get in
katzia: do i look like i know
cleo: behold, i am born
misdreavus: hey frankie, chuckles the chiroptursus has a special message for you about jumping on mommy's bed. the message is stop it.
giratina moved into the garage where there is room enough for a crib so she actually has to take care of cleo instead of leaving him to scream frankie awake in the kids' room every night
cleo: what a completely appropriate room in which to house an infant such as myself
alegra: sharping post, i love you man. i don't tell you that enough.
alegra what are you doing
alegra: FLIPPING THE FUCK OUT IS WHAT you try living in this crackerjack house
alegra: thank glob i don't have to live forever with these cretins
ha ha ha. about that.
all of you need to quit lying
GIRATINA CAME OUT TO HAVE A GOOD TIME AND SHE IS HONESTLY FEELING SO ATTACKED RIGHT NOW, LYDREAD
lydread: that butt i just beat down is a thing of beauty
lydread: hey tina i feel like we've got a good thing going call me some time ok
lydread: C̝̫̬̺̮̗̙̃ͦ͒̏̾AͤL̥̰̐̿̇̇̑L͎̹̻ͫͬ̃̒ ̱̟̠̹͔̗̀́͗̋̽̈M̭̩̪̲̫͒͛ͪͅẸ
misdreavus and kendall finally rolled wants for something other than cheese and each other: getting frankie into private school. so we invited over professor von mouthbreathe of the the shrubshirebrook von mouthbreathes.
frankie: lobster thermidor aux crevettes with a mornay sauce garnished with truffle pâté or grody old muffin? yeah, i'm thinking grody old muffin.
anyway, she got in.
cleo the fishbaby swells with power.
but not with nose.
giratina: haha it's like i birthed a pug
speaking of birth
kendall: i should rewatch beetlejuice
movie or cartoon?
kendall: both. both is good.
lo, we are joined by spectra
kendall: /inappropriately threebolts
giratina: this is a whopper of a fart i'm holding in
with another bun fresh out the oven they need more cash
kendall: good thing i went with malevolent mulberry for this week's manicure
kendall: MINE IS AN EVIL LAUGH
cleo: my rudderless existence leaves me feeling unfulfilled. i don't even have a solid 401(k) yet.
no but you have a mom that takes care of you
which is way more than can be said for the other kids in this household
misdreavus: hey mr. shrieky look how far around i can turn my head!
mr. shrieky: /does that
alegra: this is the right place to lick my butthole
frankie why are you grinding your feet into the carpet like that
(spoiler: because she's a jerk is why)
this static shock prank officially endorsed by baphomet
lucky for u princess 1 nice point yr mom thinks that's comedy gold
spectra: no, it's cool, don't let me get in the way of your massive boots and flailing cat claws
like frankie before her spectra relies almost entirely on aunt giratina for her extremely sporadic care
except when giratina's got to peace out to get married to fancy boatsink the town merdermaid
thus it was a small wedding party b/c missy and kendall had to stay home and pretend to watch their kids. hey there embry.
embry: im dead inside
in the sight of our lord and savior dumpling sootling i now pronounce you fish and wife
giratina: POOR UNFORTUNATE SOOOOULS
fancy boatsink: i was planning on digesting some of your flesh in celebration tonight but this cake really hit the spot so now i don't have to!
giratina: wait she's talking about some sort of sex act right cuz if she is i still wanna do that
check out fancy boatsink's townie swag. stolen from all those drowned sailors and tourists no doubt.
cleo: madam! i will have you know that tonight is family game night. i am going to have to ask you to leave unless you are a member of the
this was the first time they met :')
giratina: oh nooo i've walked in on you in the nude, how embarrassing haha
fancy boatsink: sorry hon i couldn't hear you over the water were you trying to peep unsubtly at my fishbits here they are
giratina: hang on sugar i'm checking my stocks
frankie wanders in mid butt-grab and thinks that is just the most hilarious thing apparently
that and tile grout
giratina just blue herself and you know what that means
(actually with sims it could mean a lot of things given that all their bodily functions are blue but in this case it means babies)
the driveway was gutted to give fancy boatsink her own gross little puddle to splash in. rusalkas gotta keep their hair wet so they don't die and all.
fancy boatsink: mine is an evil float
and here is where the entry was gonna end but i decided to make it longer for azayafluff!!
the next morning giratina is still bluing herself.
kendall and misdreavus: what a lovely saturday morning not to have a care in the world not a single obligation to distract us from cheese sandwiches and smoochin
i seriously think you guys are forgetting something. again.
misdreavus and kendall: oh that's right, gotta play with alegra!!!
nO NOT THAT
spectra: it's cool. i'm used to the floor by now. anyway, at least it's clean.
spectra: i take it back i take everything back
cleo: pardon me m'lady, but my mothers dearest seem to have forgotten my mid-morning algae puree. would you be so good as to fetch it for me?
[muffled spectra shouting in the distance]: I'LL JUST CHANGE MY OWN DIAPER SHALL I
kendall: man these baby things are pretty cool missy we should think about having one someday
alegra: i am on the prowl
alegra: i am in a pot
that is not your fuckin bed
that is nOT YOUR FUCKIN COUCH
still opting for grody old muffins i see
frankie: you can depend on grody old muffins. the cake, however, is a lie.
kendall and misdreavus: smooch smooch
kendall and misdreavus: flirt flirt
giratina and fancy boatsink: /same
fancy boatsink: i wish for the power to ignore all of my needs in favor of sucking face unimpeded
genie: can do
giratina: by JOVE
fancy boatsink: as you can see cleo instead of simply shedding their scaly exterior, human beings must soak themselves in unsalted waters to cleanse their delicious meatskins
shardoka magica: that's a really cute outfit kendall, way to coordinate!
kendall: aw thanks shardoka, you always say the nicest things /shysim shysim
fancy boatsink: i'm a serious art critic. i'm here for the art.
fancy boatsink: jk /threebolt threebolt
all they do is threebolt-stalk each other if i don't have another threebolt couple for the rest of this legacy it will be too soon
fancy boatsink here only takes breaks to do fish stuff like swim in her driveway pool and hang out with her friend mrs. jellyfish lamp.
alegra: listen blue john, long distance relationships are tough, but if anyone can make it work, it's you and blue ron. you two have got something real special. i believe in you.
jaws music: /plays
alegra: usurper what are you doing
jaws music: /intensifies
alegra: usurper why are you touching me
jaws music: /CRESCENDOS
alegra: I SHOULD HAVE GONE FOR THE THROAT I SHOULD HAVE GONE FOR THE THROAT
alegra: well, at least that's over
alegra: OH GLOB IT'S BACK
alegra: aaaand i've soiled myself.