it's that time again
time for misdreavus and kendall to follow each other constantly to the detriment of their motives
kendall: this butt is a work of art
giratina: UGH, FRIENDSHIP /glares into the middle distance
alegra: UGH, FRIENDSHIP /pukes everywhere
giratina: now is the appropriate time to stick my face in your face
alegra: if you say so
suddenly we are downtown at the coffin bean.
giratina: i must look alert, lydread could be anywhere
just fucking scope the room already
are you sure
because you guys have one friggin bolt
giratina: i am learning to lower my standards
orchid: may i proceed with a pickup line about cracking open your safe?
fancy boatsink: you may
unsavory charlatan: these would make excellent containers for the raisin bran
meanwhile, tina relocates to the one spot on the lot w/ the absolute ugliest background to FINALLY find someone amenable to flirting
deirdre: IT'S IMPERATIVE THAT WE TALK ABOUT TOMATO SOUP RIGHT NOW
omfg no get back to the flirting before fancy changes her
fancy boatsink: lydread told me all about how your threw yourself at her fists and also crushed her dreams of being on dancing with the sims
giratina: this is not how i had imagined the boob-touching would go
fancy boatsink: >:[
unsavory charlatan: tsk! such small thinkers in this town. i do hope my cousin is having better luck in afterwards!
keziah: but hedgehogs don't even like raisin bran
i went out of my way to make a new batch of townies specifically to give giratina a better chance at doing romance sim things
is how she repaid me
giratina: everyone is gross, including people that i thought were hot shit two days ago
back at home, kendall is about to discover that an encyclopedic knowledge of cheese sandwiches and the grilling thereof doesn't make lobster thermidor any easier to cook
kendall: i am shocked and dismayed at this turn of events
misdreavus: cheese, cheese, cheese, it's a cheddar cheese~
beau: hey giratina could i speak to someone who is not you
giratina: no but have you considered my bust
kendall and misdreavus: /cram themselves into the tiny, toxic bathroom to flirt all over each other
kendall don't put your leg there, it'll turn into a super villain
lydread: LYDREAD YES
misdreavus: you know who's hot? me
kendall: oooh misdreavus oooh /swoon
misdreavus: yep, that is definitely a light switch
kendall: a room that contains misdreavus is the best room in which to bathe
misdreavus: even your green stink is sexy, and that deserves a thumbs up.
misdreavus: kendall kendall kendall kendall kendall kendall kendall kendall kendall kendall kendall kendall kendall kendall kendall kendall kendall kendall
i sent giratina to yet another community lot (the library this time) to try to pick up some attractive humans
she made some friends but no datefriends
i remain sad that she and beau have good chemistry and yet no desire to act on it
giratina: maybe i'm not cut out for this romance sim stuff
this is a lot azaya made for me based on an actual restaurant from my childhood that was called china dynasty but for like an entire year the 'dy' was perpetually burnt out and that was just super charming to me /unnecessary exposition
giratina: this lo mein is exquisite
it is also not why you are here go flirt w/ someone for fuck's sake
beau and lucretia: we have picked this moment to act on our latent sexual chemistry
orchid: i DISAPPROVE
i have been playing this game for a decade and i've never seen a sim do this before
TOOK YOU LONG ENOUGH
embry: wow the magnitude of yr hotness is forcing me to abruptly end our interaction and leave this lot bye don't follow me
kendall: /huffs some flowers
kendall: /hits on a mailbox that reminds her of misdreavus??
kendall: /lol jk was using her toxic-toilet-induced x-ray vision to gaze at misdreavus all the way in the basement
misdreavus: that is also, definitely, a light switch
walk-through blocks + three bolt sims = this. constantly.
holy shit ANOTHER person willing to flirt w/ giratina? what is this, opposite planet?
kendall: has this window always been here?
cardinal: free booze? don't mind if i do
cardinal: /sips drink
that's not weird
misdreavus: i can't even tell anymore if this is cheese bloat or the baby
alegra: WHAT BABY??
alegra: brb sharping my claws for reasons unrelated to tiny, drooling usurpers moving in on MY FUCKIN TURF
giratina got a makeover because i thought maybe it would help?
giratina: i am ready to do the kissing
giratina: and also the poker
winslow: ok, this is the big leagues, folks. minimum bet is five blue jolly ranchers.
lucretia: yeah, get some giratina
fancy boatsink: mostly i spend my time drowning sailors but this is nice too
winslow: OK WHO SNUCK A GUMMY SHARK INTO THE POT?? IS THIS SOME KIND OF JOKE TO YOU PEOPLE??
GIRATINA DON'T YOU DARE LET HER GET AWAY
lucretia: my loins are all aflutter
giratina: THIS is how i imagined the boob-touching would go
giratina: so like exactly how much of you is fish parts
get out of that fucking bathroom you adorable jerks
alegra: i am going to eat all of these pop tarts, and then i am going to puke up all of these pop tarts.
it's good to have goals.
giratina invited fancy over and fancy was like "hey can i bring a friend" and guess the fuck who the friend was
giratina: fancy, my turtle dove! how good of you to visit me so late at night and ALL ALONE
fancy boatsink: but i'm not alommff
lydread: so are you going to invite me in or
giratina: get those gorgeous fishbits over here, sugar
lydread: ah, smell that salty sea breeze
abruptly, the miracle of birth
misdreavus: oof, this is almost as bad as the time i challenged kendall to a cheese-eating contest
hello frankie fiebelkorn, welcome to the notwomb. i have decided to try actually playing babies instead of immediately aging them up into toddlers. what could go wrong?
giratina, where's the baby
giratina: what baby?