nearly a year later, the fiebelkorns return with a dual-heirship! misdreavus and giratina both get to move from afterward to vaude and set about continuing their noble line since i could not pick just one gen 3 kid.
also, alegra's along for the ride. because of course.
misdreavus and giratina take their status as heirs v. seriously which is why instead of doing anything of substance they stand in the rain for three hours playing with the cat. i chose well.
i sent them to the local bar what azaya built so as to make friends.
misdreavus at first indicates that she'd like to get into moth's pastel goth skirt
or perhaps naia's galaxy pants. giratina, meanwhile, begins her long and illustrious career of attraction to mean sims, sims who don't like her at all, and just all around terrible taste.
misdreavus: grilled cheese?
kendall: GRILLED CHEESE!!
the way to a girl's heart, it turns out, is through her cheese
kendall: gosh yr so hot NO DON'T TOUCH ME I AM TOO SHY
moth: /makes whatever that face is
no one asked yr opinion, beau. moth's cute u jackhole.
ok maybe not at this particular moment, but in general
tHAT WAS QUICK
thx for the $2000 computer, dang. them's courting dollars.
everyone: /is having a puking, cup-crushingly good time!
it was around now that i realized the reason misdreavus and kendall had hit it off so incredibly well is because kendall is a grilled cheese sim, too. which, iirc, means they have the literal strongest aspiration-based attraction to one another that is possible in the game.
kendall and misdreavus: /shysim all over each other
kendall and misdreavus: /continue to not just hit it off, but out of the park
beau: what do you mean you don't know how to make a bend over shirley?!
on the other side of the bar things are going less than stellar for giratina
giratina: hey i was wondering if maybe some time we could--
moth: i must dance
hey look it's lucretia!! my gen 3 heir from the strange legacy before the neighborhood exploded! maybe giratina will--
i told y'all. no taste. none.
kendall: SWEET DREAMS ARE MADE OF CHEESE, WHO AM I TO DISS A BRIE?
misdreavus: this is the most romantic thing that has ever happen to anyone ever.
hey lucretia. smith. you two mind taking a couple steps back or
lucretia and smith: nah, we're good
AT LAST giratina finds someone that she likes who is also amenable to her advances
and immediately rolls a bunch of lucretia-based wants despite apparently finding her so hideous as to prompt upchuck
aaaand of course, smith swoops in on leland and starts flirting and grinding all over him.
giratina's window of opportunity: /slams shut
kendall's super cute bar face: /is super cute
i remembered that lucretia was supposed to be a bad witch. while i was remedying the situation, a dust cloud broke out because beer makes sims do weird things. turns out, giratina was on the business end of a beating from lydread croose, leland's sister.
lydread: now that that's out of the way, i'm thinking of trying out for dancing with the sims, want to help me practice my moves?
giratina: nnnno, no, i uh. i promised this next dance to my good friend wall, here.
lydread: IF I LOSE DANCING WITH THE SIMS I WILL HOLD YOU PERSONALLY RESPONSIBLE
giratina: why is this happening
YEAH, GIRATINA. HOW DARE YOU GET BEAT UP BY SOMEONE AND THEN REFUSE TO DANCE WITH YOUR ATTACKER, YOU HEARTLESS CAD??
giratina: B-BUT I DON'T EVEN WATCH DANCING WITH THE SIMS! I'M NOT FAMILIAR WITH THE QUALITIES THAT THE JUDGES SEEK IN A CONTESTANT!
i sent them home to rest and regroup
giratina: damn that lydread, damn her to HECK
misdreavus, i love you, but if you EVER engage in this most hated action again it's the ladderless pool for you. seriously, i couldn't hate stuff face more if i tried. by the end of the first survivor challenge that i did, it was the only way anyone ate, even w/ freshly-prepared food at their disposal.
RIP strawberry milkshake pop tarts 2006-2012 you were too beautiful for this world
alegra you fucking traitor
alegra: hey, a feather toy's a feather toy
alegra: say something, betch. i dare you.
uM EXCUSE ME ALEGRA THOSE ARE NOT YOURS
alegra: are too. how else do you think i keep my coat so luxuriously pink?
ah yes, a delicious daily helping of red #40
giratina: HOORAY FOR DRINKING
while at the bar, lucretia was like "hey giratina do you mind if i give yr number to my friend deirdre? i think u two would get along gr8!" well this is deirdre! i saw her walking outside the house and sent giratina out to say hi
it goes about as well as can be expected
giratina: DAMN THAT LYDREAD, I HOPE TERRIBLE THINGS BEFALL HER
giratina: I SAID "DAMN THAT LYDREAD, I HOPE TERRIBLE THINGS BEFALL HER"
that would be flagrant misuse of the tombstone of life and death, tina, and lydread is too cute to die. yet.
lydread: stupid sexy giratina
this adds an unsettling layer to this feud
NOT YOUR BED
misdreavus and kendall: we are caught up in the moment and used the wrong staircase!
misdreavus and kendall: ok, this no longer sexy. now it's just awkward.
giratina: hey, don't stop on my account, a romance sim's bed is terrible thing to waste. i was planning to shower twice in a row for no apparent reason anyway
eventually, they found the right bed.
thank you for making us notbroke kendall
schmoopy bat painting: i am an accurate reflection of the goth lesbian love that fills this room
you are, yes
because i don't think it's "cuisine" that giratina has gained enthusiasm for, game
misdreavus: /stands alone in a darkened room staring into the middle distance and contemplating the meaning of life to a mental soundtrack of sisters of mercy
wow, such goth. very brooding.
kendall: hey missy guess what i love u so much i have smashed my sacred grilled cheese sandwich into this here wall in my effort to be as close to u as possible
misdreavus: i like the way your breath feels on my neck, sugarlump
kendall: you're not misdreavus
kendall: /foregoes bathing, sleeping, eating and personal space to be near her ladylove
giratina: hey, as long as i can still reach my sandwich i don't mind
misdreavus: now that's showing proper devotion to yr grilled cheese, tina /cuisine++
misdreavus: i'm afraid i just blue myself
gen 4 looms nigh