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it's a bird, it's a plane, it's a fiebelkorns introduced by an ancient wheezing joke

the rest is better than the intro i promise

psych it's all on par, i.e. stuffed with painfully obvious humor


jellicent: this new addition to the family must be dealt with swiftly, murderdeer


jellicent: this will make a fine dump spot for the body


alegra: appetizers


giratina, as you might remember, was just born


jellicent: excellent, levitation has positioned me perfectly to control this large buffoon. i am closer than ever to carrying out my plans.

banette: what the hell man


jem: oh my gosh look at you, you're a BABY


jem: oh my gosh look at you, you're a babe


i can confirm that this is exactly what marriage is like actually


noirelle: good job being hot. a+


i guess i had almond come over and cast the servant spell cuz the tub was broken? i don't remember, this was like four months ago


banette: time to pen a masterpiece


banette: jk time to annoy alegra

alegra: you have met your goal


banette: omg no misdreavus i can't let her see my jacob black x me fanfic


misdreavus: i jumped THIS HIGH today in gym class

alegra: prove it

banette: DON'T WORRY JACOB I WON'T LET HER READ ABOUT OUR PASSIONATE LOVEMAKING

at this point banette, topically, started rolling werewolf wants and wouldn't stop so


aunt werewolf crystal: sure i guess i can scrub the bathroom grout later


banette: i considered becoming a witch but i'm not sold on the giant hats

crystal: lol right


jem: is this a bad time


crystal: i do good work son


banette: why did i want this

two words: werewolf sex


misdreavus: hey dude come watch man vs. wild with me!

banette: HAH that show is all faked


banette: seriously how do you have two best friends when you watch this crap

misdreavus: LOOK OUT, THERE'S A SNAKE!


misdreavus: anyway how can you say that? you're my bff you douche


banette: when this is over can we at least watch mindfreak, now THAT'S a quality show


misdreavus: it is not. you just want to rub criss angel's lamp

banette: i'm done watching tv with you.


noirelle: *spousestalks*

ellyd and i do this too


alegra: I BELIEVE IN NOTHING


alegra: hey guys what's going on in this couch


green kid: i like your planet! it's nicer than mine.

misdreavus: *likes this*


ahh the delicious scent of friendship


banette: 8o


banette: BD


banette: u ok

alegra: yup just phasing slowly into another dimension don't watch


the hellspawn groweth


banette: man jacob isn't gonna know what hit him (it's gonna be my dick)


alegra: could you have your bonding sesh somewhere else the furniture isn't gonna destroy itself


this is just chess


missy is cute


the house was way too small for six people and also getting glitchy so i moved the family to one of the scissorhandsy houses in the main part of town. which meant i got to decorate it


it's so good








i love lamp




kids' room is basically the same cuz i liked it a lot


yeah


banette: holy fuck a TREE


tiny gengar: >:D


giratina grows up


misdreavus: morning cuddlebugs


my spider sense says the school bus is coming


noirelle: bring that train over to my tunnel bubba


jem: choo choo


noirelle: wow a dracula


jem: hmm well i've always found fur-lined handcuffs to be the nicest but i know that not everyone wants fuzz in their sex toys

honey don't talk to strangers about bondage


giratina: want a treat, alegra? sit! siiit

alegra: surrender the treat, or your life


teendreavus *__*


at the bowling alley because of course


jellisatan


noirelle: hey


misdreavus: CHEESE

doll rolled grilled cheese primary and i'm really psyched about it


cuties


giratina: STOP USING YOUR ALIEN MAGIC TO CHEAT

blue kid: don't be speciesist you just suck at pokemon stadium


misdreavus: i will inspire such works of art the likes of which the world has never seen


stinky: tickle tickle

misdreavus: LOL


misdreavus: ugh i have abruptly noticed you smell

stinky: i see


blue kid: my home planet's sun is very different from this one

stinky: i see

noirelle: GET OUT


stinky: tickle tickle worked before

misdreavus: IT'S WORKED AGAIN

giratina: heavy shit


i guess i thought this was noteworthy


jem: fuck off sun i'm not done sleeping


ooo getting a little somethin somethin in the photo booth eh


hi melba


*jaws music*


*music crescendos*


noirelle: WHOO SO MANY ORGASMS


almond: i gotta break me off a piece of that

no


banette: if i said i was putting on my robe and wizard hat, would you hold it against me

virgil: YEAH i don't even care that that made no sense


banette: the way your skin reflects the sunlight is so exquisite


jem: is almond coming

no bb she has a whole family to bang at home


noirelle: i don't blame her for wanting to bone you, you're mega babely. i'll shank her if she comes near you though

jem: thanks


jem: almond how did you get this number


alegra: ^v^


i think i took this cuz i was laughing about 'fluffy' but here now you can see the outside of the house for the first time ever


what is with coffee bushes and catching on fire the fritter bush went up in flames like four times


i just realized how terribly 'fritter bush' could be misinterpreted so here's alegra on a counter


misdreavus: i would like to marriage


giratina: here is my report card. i have performed well.

jem: cool


misdreavus: wow what a creep


alegra: tiny pink sausages


adult banette

wow

such grown up

much handsome

clap


byeeeee


misdreavus: i think i know what you meant by fritter bush earlier

i'm sO SORRY

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Date: 2013-10-09 07:18 am (UTC)
ellyd: sexy batman beating catwoman at her own sexy game. (ar; SEXY.)
From: [personal profile] ellyd
wow

such fiebel

many korns

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Date: 2013-10-09 01:59 pm (UTC)
lovelyxwow: (♔cats&you)
From: [personal profile] lovelyxwow
i know jem's feelings on the sun because they are basically my own

love the look of the new house! i noticed there was a swing by the tree...is that actually functional?

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Date: 2013-10-09 08:41 pm (UTC)
lovelyxwow: (♔skeleton song)
From: [personal profile] lovelyxwow
thank you lovely!! :3 i appreciate it :)

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