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hey individuals how's it going

time for our next adventure to the land of the fiebelkorns, where punctuation and capital letters are but shadows and rumor


last time, misdreavus was upstairs and had just been born. now, she's downstairs playing the little mermaid in the only available water source

misdreavus: I'LL SEE HIM WRIGGLE LIKE A WORM ON A HOOK


banette: hey misdreavus i really need to pee

misdreavus: silence peon! unless you're willing to play flotsam or jetsam.


alegra continues to be a valued and valuable member of the fiebelhousehold


given the average sim's intelligence and intensity of concern about their diaries, i'm surprised banette's not throwing a fit that noirelle's rilakkuma slippers might read his deepest most secret thoughts.

but look! he's writing with a pen, not a scalpel!


potential diary spies: rilakkuma pillow and hello kitty phone

jem: *notices nothing*


jem: *notices nothing*


jem: what a good girl! good girl. good kitty.

are you SURE


jem: what a good good GOOD kitty

noirelle: either of you happen to know why there's a pile of kindling and springs where the couch used to be


misdreavus: PUT ME TO BED, HUMAN, LEST YOU WISH TO DISCOVER WHAT BEFALLS FOES OF URSULA THE SEA WITCH


alegra: are you using the hello kitty phone cuz i don't like it when you talk to other cats


noirelle and jem haven't been on a date in a long time so i sent them to the date-iest place in my neighborhood: the beignet eclectic museum

you know it's good cuz it has a giant undersea diver in the yard


told you it was the date-iest

oliver: *rubbernecks*


beatrice: would you just LOOK at these fish


beef: bleaah starfish! bleaah

starfish: hey bro could you not cuz you're blocking my view of the copulation


post coitus, noirelle wandered downstairs to check out the exhibits and went straight for the bat painting, thus proving she was absolutely the right choice for heir.


jem went to buy coffee and found trouble instead

unsavory charlatan: B A B E A L E R T


noirelle: wow, jellyfish are so cool

beef: you have a pretty neck


jem: wow, i love your hat!

unsavory charlatan: just as planned


fitzgerald: hey guys what's going on in this legacy


noirelle contemplates lobster








wth WHEN


well good thing misdreavus grew up since noirelle is apparently stuffed with young again


noirelle: oh man yeah my spouse is a BABE

jem: who's that is it cool hat guy (p.s. thanks for acknowledging my hotness ++)


alegra, slayer of wolves, vomiter of hairballs


D8 noirelle

u okay


noirelle wanted a radio and since she is apparently pregnant with a DEMON CHILD i figure i'll give her w/e she wants, unfortunately we had nowhere to put it so it went on the sidewalk outside

wolf: *harmonizes*


um?


uM??????


YOU DID THIS DIDN'T YOU

nefarious lunaP planter: ohoho you know it


burglar: ssssssssssssssuuuupppppp


noirelle: a dust cloud, at this time of year?


misdreavus: murderdeer i call upon you to strike down our enemies

murderdeer: nah i'm more about electrocuting people who kiss me


officer combover: sorry the burglar got away but those are cute panties

jem: get out


officer combover: god i was just trying to give you a compliment


jem: aww man how long has that BEEN THERE


since the cops failed us (much like real life) i summoned the burglar and punished her myself

burglar: i can't believe how late it is i should be getting home out of the LIGHTNING


jem: am i pregnant or do i just really want a pickle sandwich with grape jelly


alegra is cute when she's not reducing the contents of this house to rubble

alegra: loser i'm still cute then


by this time i could have found a spot inside for the radio but i kind of enjoy having it outside


alegra: CARRY ON MY WAYWARD SON


fitzgerald: hey daughter-in-law!


out on the sidewalk in the snow: the perfect place to smustle


alegra and the wolf put aside their differences to celebrate the glory of kansas

alegra and wolf: ONCE I ROSE ABOVE THE NOISE AND CONFUSION JUST TO GET A GLIMPSE BEYOND THIS ILLUSION


banette: WAKE UP FUCKERS I GOT AN A+


kids: coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee


then misdreavus burns off that coffee energy


and listens in on her big bro's phone conversations

banette: no, my parent's busy, sorry. sure, i'll tell hir you think zie's a babe


wolf ii: so i hear you think you're bad enough to beat up wolves

alegra: WHAT'S IT TO YOU, FLUFFY? YOU LOOKING FOR A BEATING?


jem: holy breadstick basket what is that fucking sound

alegra: IF YOU DON'T LIKE MY SINGING GET OUT


no


look it's bb willow fritter! look these are old pictures!


alegra: I WILL FUCK YOU THE FUCK UP, FUCKERS

bold words coming from a white and pink cream puff


noirelle delivered her demon baby at last. i was tempted to call him damien or warlock or s/t but in keeping with the theme, he is called jellicent.


no willow it is after midnight and misdreavus has gone to sleep maybe you should try it


banette always cheats at chess. jem always falls for it.


noirelle: hi sweetie! you have no idea how glad mommy is to have you out of her body. 8D


misdreavus is pretty


misdreavus is pretty con't


misdreavus: whisper gossip willow whisper


then banette grew up and discovered lipstick


banette: gosh this homework is hard yeah HOMEWORK


banette: i don't care for this

you mean your homework or your horny parents?

banette: BOTH


birthing

i can't be funny for these pictures and i'm not gonna try


but yeah here's giratina

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