hey individuals how's it going
time for our next adventure to the land of the fiebelkorns, where punctuation and capital letters are but shadows and rumor
last time, misdreavus was upstairs and had just been born. now, she's downstairs playing the little mermaid in the only available water source
misdreavus: I'LL SEE HIM WRIGGLE LIKE A WORM ON A HOOK
banette: hey misdreavus i really need to pee
misdreavus: silence peon! unless you're willing to play flotsam or jetsam.
alegra continues to be a valued and valuable member of the fiebelhousehold
given the average sim's intelligence and intensity of concern about their diaries, i'm surprised banette's not throwing a fit that noirelle's rilakkuma slippers might read his deepest most secret thoughts.
but look! he's writing with a pen, not a scalpel!
potential diary spies: rilakkuma pillow and hello kitty phone
jem: *notices nothing*
jem: *notices nothing*
jem: what a good girl! good girl. good kitty.
are you SURE
jem: what a good good GOOD kitty
noirelle: either of you happen to know why there's a pile of kindling and springs where the couch used to be
misdreavus: PUT ME TO BED, HUMAN, LEST YOU WISH TO DISCOVER WHAT BEFALLS FOES OF URSULA THE SEA WITCH
alegra: are you using the hello kitty phone cuz i don't like it when you talk to other cats
noirelle and jem haven't been on a date in a long time so i sent them to the date-iest place in my neighborhood: the beignet eclectic museum
you know it's good cuz it has a giant undersea diver in the yard
told you it was the date-iest
beatrice: would you just LOOK at these fish
beef: bleaah starfish! bleaah
starfish: hey bro could you not cuz you're blocking my view of the copulation
post coitus, noirelle wandered downstairs to check out the exhibits and went straight for the bat painting, thus proving she was absolutely the right choice for heir.
jem went to buy coffee and found trouble instead
unsavory charlatan: B A B E A L E R T
noirelle: wow, jellyfish are so cool
beef: you have a pretty neck
jem: wow, i love your hat!
unsavory charlatan: just as planned
fitzgerald: hey guys what's going on in this legacy
noirelle contemplates lobster
well good thing misdreavus grew up since noirelle is apparently stuffed with young again
noirelle: oh man yeah my spouse is a BABE
jem: who's that is it cool hat guy (p.s. thanks for acknowledging my hotness ++)
alegra, slayer of wolves, vomiter of hairballs
noirelle wanted a radio and since she is apparently pregnant with a DEMON CHILD i figure i'll give her w/e she wants, unfortunately we had nowhere to put it so it went on the sidewalk outside
YOU DID THIS DIDN'T YOU
nefarious lunaP planter: ohoho you know it
noirelle: a dust cloud, at this time of year?
misdreavus: murderdeer i call upon you to strike down our enemies
murderdeer: nah i'm more about electrocuting people who kiss me
officer combover: sorry the burglar got away but those are cute panties
jem: get out
officer combover: god i was just trying to give you a compliment
jem: aww man how long has that BEEN THERE
since the cops failed us (much like real life) i summoned the burglar and punished her myself
burglar: i can't believe how late it is i should be getting home out of the LIGHTNING
jem: am i pregnant or do i just really want a pickle sandwich with grape jelly
alegra is cute when she's not reducing the contents of this house to rubble
alegra: loser i'm still cute then
by this time i could have found a spot inside for the radio but i kind of enjoy having it outside
alegra: CARRY ON MY WAYWARD SON
fitzgerald: hey daughter-in-law!
out on the sidewalk in the snow: the perfect place to smustle
alegra and the wolf put aside their differences to celebrate the glory of kansas
alegra and wolf: ONCE I ROSE ABOVE THE NOISE AND CONFUSION JUST TO GET A GLIMPSE BEYOND THIS ILLUSION
banette: WAKE UP FUCKERS I GOT AN A+
kids: coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee
then misdreavus burns off that coffee energy
and listens in on her big bro's phone conversations
banette: no, my parent's busy, sorry. sure, i'll tell hir you think zie's a babe
wolf ii: so i hear you think you're bad enough to beat up wolves
alegra: WHAT'S IT TO YOU, FLUFFY? YOU LOOKING FOR A BEATING?
jem: holy breadstick basket what is that fucking sound
alegra: IF YOU DON'T LIKE MY SINGING GET OUT
look it's bb willow fritter! look these are old pictures!
alegra: I WILL FUCK YOU THE FUCK UP, FUCKERS
bold words coming from a white and pink cream puff
noirelle delivered her demon baby at last. i was tempted to call him damien or warlock or s/t but in keeping with the theme, he is called jellicent.
no willow it is after midnight and misdreavus has gone to sleep maybe you should try it
banette always cheats at chess. jem always falls for it.
noirelle: hi sweetie! you have no idea how glad mommy is to have you out of her body. 8D
misdreavus is pretty
misdreavus is pretty con't
misdreavus: whisper gossip willow whisper
then banette grew up and discovered lipstick
banette: gosh this homework is hard yeah HOMEWORK
banette: i don't care for this
you mean your homework or your horny parents?
i can't be funny for these pictures and i'm not gonna try
but yeah here's giratina