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as ellyd mentioned in their last update, i wrote this back in may because I DO WHAT I WANT so here it is now

with slightly updated text, though the general feel of lowercase letters and absurdity remains


this is noirelle, the fiebelheiress

she started painting immediately


really immediately


this is her little house btw, it's from a set of 10 tiny houses on maty that i have always liked very much

it's adorable but photographing the decorating was teeeerrible.


decorating came out good though if i do say so myself.
















hey noirelle since this is a legacy you wanna go look for a partner, or

noirelle: don't make me do stuff


noirelle: hi i'm noirelle. i am really into your makeup. like REALLY into it. it's rad.

mitch gothier: wow. really?


meanwhile, two townies find identically-coiffed love


noirelle: soap in the fountain? yessss! what a clever and flawlessly executed humorous prank!


angry braids: I DISAGREE


flush with exhilaration in the wake of her new love connection, comburenthair maxisclothes reprises her hilarious prank

comburenthair maxisclothes: if it was funny once it'll be funny again!

words i live my life by, as ellyd could testify


noirelle: hmm, i could see myself mating with you.

dawn: proceed


shannon: RAWRRRRGJHJKEEFRFSDSDSSS

noirelle: oh my stars and garters that looks painful

dawn: i wonder if the fur grows everywhere


jem sparkle of the sparklecy sparkles: i've been told i'm hung like an elephant.

noirelle: BABE ALERT


noirelle: hi i'm noirelle!

jem: hi, i'm jem. i like your dress.

fitzgerald: yeah jem, get you some (again)


back at home noirelle follows up:

noirelle: hey jem, you want to come over? you could put on your robe and wizard hat


painting is still her first love, though, and is the only reason she has any money at all after i decorated


jem, very belatedly: so about that robe and wizard hat stuff


jem: *waits for robes and wizard hats to materialize*

belladonna: i was just standing here and gadwin went off by itself i'm not a model


noirelle: butterflies pls


oh noirelle bb. that's... a heck of a sexy face.


well i guess it worked

noirelle: please leave


no owo


jem where did you get that kind of money though

your parents are tomato farmers who've taken a vow of silence


with that sweet sweet cash we bought afterwards's local cheese shack! and this is the last you will ever see of it so far.


after moving in jem celebrated by cleaning everything


at this point i took out a couple of hacks because ellyd and i had been reading simplicist's legacies together and i wanted to give my sims the opportunity to do some repetitive dumb shit

noirelle: grats on being hot though

i came to regret this


jem: i HATE. BURGLARS.

have you ever been robbed though sweetie cuz

i don't think you have


jem: CONNNNN TEEEEEEE PARTIROOOOOOOOOOOOOO

noirelle: aww is that french?

no bbgirl


bbgirl is gorgeous though i mean, damn


jem: a yellow-crested cockatoo? in these latitudes?!


noirelle: urp impregnated


noirelle: what a gorgeous day to paint everything forever

murderdeer: word


noirelle: *threebolts*


noirelle: *threebolts*


noirelle: *pregnants*


jem: OH DIARY YOU SO FUNNY!


to the wedding chapel we go but i discovered in short order that they were not actually engaged yet

so


noirelle: omg babydoll you have the best taste

jem: eh it looks better on you


jem's sister crystal came to the wedding! enjoy having a blood tie to the fucking fritters noirelle


what are YOU doing here?

almond: i go where i want, i'm the voldemort of afterwards


beckoning cat clock: *beckons to the unborn*


jem what

are you doing


noirelle: HELP I THINK I AM BIRTHING?????


so there's the baby

apparently his blood is helium


jem: smoosh smooch

noirelle: omg tee hee

baby: um


anyway here's banette, we finally got him to stop floating

when i was trying to think of a name ellyd suggested this generation be named after pokemon, so prepare yourself for a legion of children all named after ghost types js


noirelle: snuggle snuggle

jem: omg what if banette sees my diary and reads my innermost, private thoughts

then i think he'd be a prodigy given that he was just born two minutes ago


i put in this cute lounger, noirelle really likes it


noirelle: well that stings doesn't it


murderdeer: *looms*


noirelle: *threebolts some more*


jem: BY JOVE

jem: THAT IS

jem: A CARDINAL


noirelle: weed is excellent for creativity


jem: *irmgards*


banette: *toddlers*


noirelle: why are these chess pieces not chess colors

because ea are dumbfucks is why


jem: whatcha doing kid

banette: toddler stuff


jem: wow i smell so good

noirelle: *agrees*


banette sweetie don't do that

banette: leave me alone i'm just strengthening my immune system


noirelle: this smells astonishingly like poop


noirelle: step into my boudoir


hey beautiful


noirelle: SMGORLPH


jem: there is a tv downstairs and it looks nothing like the one i am describing to you, diary


hey beauti— stoner

noirelle: i'm not stoned i'm just trying to resign myself to another three days of pregnancy


banette grew up and is a real qt


more threebolting occurs


and yet more


yes omg look at this cat how perfectly charming sign me up


i've made a huge mistake


alegra: hello bluebird it's nice to meet you, you can call me the harbinger of your destruction. or alegra


all right, well, this doesn't seem so bad


i spoke too soon


this fluffy jerk is really cute though




I'VE MADE A HUGE MISTAKE

noirelle: you super did


seems legit


well here's misdreavus

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Date: 2013-06-26 01:50 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] pooklet
sSSSHRIEKKK of delight

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Date: 2013-06-27 02:28 am (UTC)
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+100000000

this family issuper awesome i can't even

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