heyyy what's up it hasn't been two years
- BLUE FUR COLOR FOR CATS
- thus they acquired a third cat
- no one noticed a robbery
- zucchini baby was birthed
FUR COLOR FOR CATS
jolly rancher: did mom shrink
jolly rancher: it's so peaceful in this direction
fifi: this is my small daughter
frances: *swims the deep green sea*
saints and jesus lord almighty preserve us
jolly rancher: slowly phasing into another thigh-mension, don't watch
spelunk: this IS my sexy face
gigi: i think mom is confused about which bed is hers, magical flying car boat
potty training fayc
jolly rancher: gosh, scratching post, you sure are carrying a lot of tension in your shoulderblades here
kids' room got some more shit shoved in it. idk, kids' rooms are hard
unsuspecting maid: okay, i'll be right over.
fifi: THANK YOU GOD
maleficent pillow: *screams impotently into fifi's ass*
unsuspecting maid: hello there fifumbo!
fifi: i guess i should take being mistaken for you as a compliment, huh gumbo? you're a good-looking little dude.
gumbo: i am the hottest bitch in this house, it's true
tiny doge got promoted but i think you know what i care about more here
frances: why am i watching the cat get in the shitterbox
frances: whatever, time to get us some more cat
that human behind you is resplendent with hair though
aisey: HOT DIGGITY DOGS
frances: hot diggity dogs indeed
mitch gothier: *goths*
greeeeeeeeeeeeen fur color for cats
meet seaweed (whose name i had to check in simpe because that's how long it's been since i played hahaha sob!)
seaweed: ok tail don't screw this up
seaweed: nailed it
with actual nails
the cats are getting weirder with every new adoption
seaweed: HOW DARE U
bring it on low-res
useless maid: it's a bit late. i have to leave now.
you did literally not a single thing you just stood there in zizi's nursery mouthbreathing
yeah, i can see he learned it super well
seaweed: by the way what the hell is that
jolly rancher: that's mom, plebe
seaweed: i hope i won't look like that when i grow up
this mac n cheese prep sanctioned by evil mushroom, llc
just in case you were getting comfy in that seat, gigi still exists
gigi: i cannot help but feel threatened by the arrival of this green demon.
seaweed: AND EVERY TIME I DRAG MY NAILS THROUGH SOMEONE ELSE'S TRASH I HOPE U FEEL IT
spelunk: DARK ENTRIES DARK ENTRIES DARK ENTRIES DARK ENTRIES
get out of the mac n cheese
seaweed: no it's warm
jolly rancher: i am the cutest pretty cat princess ever to cat.
blue fur color for cats 8D
seaweed: i'm still not convinced you're a real thing, mom
god actual damn, that face
seaweed: FURIOUSLY PHASING INTO ANOTHER DIMENSION
the cat tower is very accommodating
but spelunk prefers this pillow
spelunk: it goes better with my beauty
spelunk: the hell you say
almond is that u
the foreground: *is calm and nice*
frances: do the creep ahhhhh do the creep ahhhh!
gigi: jolly rancher, are you... are you ok? do you need help?
jolly rancher: i'm fine, why?
tiny doge: i could use a scritch or two
YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS
winter is coming
pinkdoge: it's freezing as fast as i can pee it
wolf: i'll keep it warm with my body!
frances: ewwww what smells like urine
hell yes we would!
welcome, waggles the pisswolf!
zizi: my green senses are tingling. something is about to happen
zizi: oh FUCK YES
WHO DID THIS TO FRANCES'S SHOE TREE
spelunk: CONFESS IT WAS U
pinkdoge: NO U
gumbo: it wasn't me i was at work
fifi: fucking christ i have to pee!
fifi: if only i could step over jolly rancher!
heh heh heh heh heh heh heh
the bathtub is the perfect place for imaginary tug-of-war!
zizi: i burned it myself B)
this is how jobs work
waggles the pisswolf: *lives up to her name*
maleficent pillow: *impotent peescream*
is this technically a threesome cuz
whisper's real dad strolled by
WRD: i don't like that joke
then the worst happened
OK GOODBYE FOR TWO MORE YEARS PROBABLY