oh hello there
welcome back to fiebelhell
- fighting just so much fighting nothing but fighting
we're picking up exactly where we left off, not that you could tell anyway since this is all they do, ever. this could be any fight, anytime, anywhere
tiona fritter: is this a bad time?
it doesn't matter
spectra: looks like you'd better keep studying cleaning, asscheeks, cuz i mopped the floor with you
sirena: ow, my cleaning pun was better
spectra: hi babe, hope you weren't waiting long
tiona: tee hee idk
sirena: hi there i like your—
spectra: FUCK OFF I'M WORKING MY MAGIC HERE
spectra: like so B)
tiona: omg tee hee
spectra: ok babe mama's got stuff to do but lemme give you a dementor's kiss goodbye
and that explains why we never see tiona again
oh come on, aim a little higher won't you?
spectra: i am, i want to be friends with almond fritter also!
crunchy rice christ
no bea why would spectra refer you to her nemesis
...spectra, why do you have fears in your wants panel
spectra: i don't know
spectra: this is the right way to carry blackberries
spectra: and if anyone says otherwise they can fight me
poof, they are at the bar
fifi: ooh miss fiebelkorn ooh
meredith: that spectra fiebelkorn has still got it going on!
inside, spectra reunited with one of her college loves, ti-ning!
bilberry nightvision: nice
spectra: even the perfection of ti-ning's kisses cannot make me forget even for a moment my towering hatred for my bitch cousin
sirena: flirt flirt shy flirt
karolina: jesus crusty bread christ, who beefed
spectra: i'm going to resume tapping that
spectra: maybe i will also tap karolina
karolina: you couldn't handle it
spectra: enjoying that mudslide?
sirena: yes... why
spectra: cuz i'm thinking i'm gonna throw you under one.
spectra: eeee giggle giggle
sirena: i am dead inside.
sirena: HOW DARE YOU GET A CUTE GIRLFRIEND BEFORE ME, YOU HOBGOBLIN
spectra: holy crap, where is this coming from
yeah, you two were getting along so well until now
at this point the most peaceful member of the household is alegra, which seems wrong on a cosmic level
twyla: hmm spectra did you know this tiny purple shelf doesn't match any of the numerous shades of purple to be found on your person? wild. what are you making there, is it salmon? it looks like salmon
spectra: who are you
spectra: omfg alegra you could choose to sleep literally anywhere in this entire house yet you pick the spot of floor near the stove because you know i'm too stupid to step over you to get to it? you pink sack of crap
sirena: mmm, that fish smells good
twyla: so does this one
sirena: under the sea, under the seeeeeeea, darling it's better down where it's wetter take it from meeeeeee
spectra: i'm gonna throw up all over this salmon
spectra: YOU HEAR ME? ALL OVER IT. AND THEN THERE WILL BE NO SALMON FOR ANYONE.
alegra: just drop it on the floor, i don't mind a little puke on my ground food
no one in this family does
twyla: babe did you know there's a bird skull on your table
sirena: you don't have to use that as an excuse to look at me. just go ahead and bask
twyla: well, if you insist
but then twyla had to leave sirena to her cannibalism to go on a very important errand:
then she discovered the tiny trampoline that, so far, no one who actually lives here has ever noticed.
alegra: i, too, shall bounce
sirena: is that... OH SHIT, IT IS
spectra: that's right betch, here i come
luckily for sirena, ti-ning arrived before too much faceslappery could take place
sirena: we have a trampoline? how long have we had a trampoline?
sirena and ti-ning: snmgplghhhdfjjm
then i noticed a possible problem:
spectra: oh my glob, when we put down our hair it looks exactly the same! ~soulmates~
yes... soulmates... not a mistake on my part
twyla: through bouncing i have achieved ultimate fitness
awesome! what're you going to do next?
ti-ning, that's not arts and crafts
ti-ning: but it IS a lot of fun
so, ti-ning and spectra are both romance. they also both have the massive attraction bonus, because clearly i forgot how to think when i gave it to them.
ti-ning: what a nice pair of matched candles i am looking at, and not actually spectra
ti-ning: hey honeybunch did you know you have a bird skull on your table?
spectra: hold that thought lover, i got a gut full of vomit looking for a toilet bowl
twyla: that hide-a-bed is perfection! swoon
welcome to the family, you nutball.
jesus buttered toast christ, where did you get that wad of cash?
oh, ok, crime. that explains— hold it.
ti-ning: ooh spectra ooh
spectra: marry me
strategic lsps: LOOOUD NOISES
alegra: PARKOUR PARKOUR
same fight, different day
twyla: i love your skirt! so fashionable.
ti-ning: what a coincidence, i think yours is splendid as well. perhaps it would be especially splendid on my bedroom floor
spectra: teach you to exist where i can see you
sirena: i had no idea til this exact moment that you, spectra, are a whole circle of hell's worth of violence and evil squeezed into the shape of a person
spectra: ok but WHICH circle, be specific. is it the seventh? i bet it's the seventh
meanwhile, the friend zone proves itself to be ridiculous nonsense after all
spectra: mmmmngph, i really needed that post-beating nap... what'd i miss, guys?
ti-ning and twyla: not a thing.
twyla: so do you remember your first? cuz i do, and i would love to discuss it with you in tortuous detail.
twyla: that's hot. you're hot.
twyla: did i mention that you're hot? because you're so hot
spectra: i know, i'm a fine summer day
twyla: sooooo hooooot
spectra: seems like a good time to look in this direction
alegra: ok green joe, see you later. i got pink stuff to do
while alegra did pink stuff, spectra and ti-ning eloped in the bedroom, because there was a tiny window of time where both of them wanted to get married. in case ti-ning gets knocked up next, for the baby must be a korn
alegra: hot damn, is that some burned turkey
it is. spectra wanted to make a turkey to soothe her pregnancy hunger, and burned four in a row before one finally came out mostly unburned.
alegra: can i have some of that
only if you promise not to puke on it
oh good, likes like pregnancy turkey arrived just in time 8D
ti-ning: hi babe, cute sweater
spectra cute butt
why is no one frantically shooing anyone else out the door like sims usually do
ti-ning: we're good
spectra: here sirena, i got some of your native habitat for your FACE
twyla: siiiiigh ti-niiing
twyla: you know who's super hot? your wife.
ti-ning: oh man, right?
what's the matter, snarly mchairball?
alegra: i have finally noticed this invader's pink skirt and hair!
alegra: THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE
there isn't much fighting in the house of fiebel anymore, because everyone is too busy doing this instead. i'm not sure this is an improvement, tbh
twyla: LET ME SMOOCH YOU, MY BELOVED SIRENA, WHILE I THINK ABOUT HOW HOT TI-NING IS
ti-ning: what exquisite candlesticks
twyla: hey there hot stuff. want to share my powerthirst?
i guess this is just what happens when you put four lesbians in a house, three of them are romance, and everyone thinks everyone else is hot
twyla: no, i just, i really like this bed. the... craftsmanship is so exquisite, and... the quilt is so quilty.
it better not be
spectra: here ti-ning, you should get a chance to hold our daughter before the overlord ages her up to a toddler because she hates babies
ti-ning: i'd love to, but something stops me
twyla: ok self be patient, this isn't the time to be asking where they bought their quilt
all hail strawberry, first of her name
what a precious baby :D
spectra: hyeah, i did good baking that baby
spectra: reeeeal good
twyla: you sure did. give me some tips. i will take notes
elsewhere in the house, pistachio is born!
farewell bat tax